anyone know how to resolve cats in your yard

[banshee04le]

This reminds me of a news story I saw a while ago. A 75 yr old man was burning some leaves in his yard, and threw on a mouse nest he found in the house, and the frickin mouse came running out of the nest on fire and went straight back into his house!. :baseball_bat: Burned the whole house down! No shit I saw this on the news!

 

I can picture that little flaming mouse on his last mission. Mission accomplished! :yelrotflmao:

If someone sets a cat on fire may it run up their pant leg, knocking them over, spilling the

can of gas. :shrug: Nice kitty.

[brock_fuzzy_69]

This reminds me of a news story I saw a while ago. A 75 yr old man was burning some leaves in his yard, and threw on a mouse nest he found in the house, and the frickin mouse came running out of the nest on fire and went straight back into his house!. baseball_bat.gif Burned the whole house down! No shit I saw this on the news!

 

that happened less than an hour from my house man

 

i forget exactly wich town it was

 

 

i say a CB cap in a 22 they are so damn quiet the people next door will prob never hear it

[Animalman294]

OMFG :yelrotflmao: , you people a F*&!?ing hilarious.

 

I don't know about your state, but here in California it is a felony to kill a domestic animal (ie dog, cat, horse, cow) for no immediate reason (ie in fear of your life). However I will give you the benefit of the doubt because I have never personally met this particular kitty, kitty. I think the smarter thing to do would be to call animal control, animal save, or SPCA and borrow a trap. Trap the ferocious little creature and take it to animal control, and either the owner will find it and cost them some money or they wont and kitty is gone forever. If it comes back trap it again and keep takin' it to animal control (prices here go up $50 an impound - $50, $100, $150, $200, $250 plus citations), which add up very quickly.

 

But the cool thing about this way is you wont be in a cell with a guy named bubba callin' you his little kitty, if ya know what I mean. Just do the right thing, I hate to hear stupid $hit happen to smart people............... :beer:

[firefighterjosh]

If you don't want to kill it just shoot it with a BB gun. That will just injure it

[Animalman294]

Let me re-phrase that, anyone who kills, injures, maims, mutilates, or tortures a domestic animal is guilty of a Felony - Animal Cruelty or Crimes Against Animals.

 

And it only takes one neighbor looking out a window, watering their lawn, or takin' the trash out and see you do it, and later hear about the incident, and that witness contacts the cat owner, or animal control and your life is F!#@ed for a long time. But hey do whatcha gotta do, just tryin' to save you a lot of misery later on down the road.............. :beer:

[Flip73]

Dude, I feel for ya, but I agree with Animanman - gotta take care of the problem but just don't land yourself if trouble over it. Cruelty to animals can be a stiff charge if you get snagged. Don't want to see you get yourself in trouble over it.

 

I had the same problem with my neighbor's cats a few years back so I initiated the "kitty relocation program." I'm not really fond of cats, but I love all animals and don't want to hurt them - the trouble animals are just following instincts to roam. It's their owners that need to use their heads and keep their animals under control. I tried to do the right thing - spoke to my neighbors many times and asked them to keep their cats off my property. If I want cats pissing and shitting in my bushes I'll but my own freakin cat. One time I got so pissed at them I told them I was going to catch one, skin it, and stick it in their mailbox. I have 2 dogs and they are NEVER off my property unless they're leashed and with me. They have their own area at home that's all fenced off for them that's about 1/2 acre or so, so they can run around and destroy it at will. It's separate from my yard and in the back so no one can see it, so I don't care if they dig it up. Anyways, I trapped some of the cats. Once trapped, I immediately put the trap, with the cat in it, into my truck and drive them out to the middle of nowhere and let them go. They're outside cats so they'll be fine, they'll take up in some farmers barn or something. So, the offenders are now gone and my bushes are cat shit free. Just watch out, they make a nasty noise once they get trapped and someone may hear it and come looking so make sure you're around when the trap's out so you can get rid of them quick. Good luck.

[race-a-holic]

This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.LOL!

Chocking the cat with a belt? :yelrotflmao: Dude,you might have an anger problems.

GRRRRR,HULK ANGRY!!!!HULK SMASH!!I mean HULK CHOKE!!!!!

 

 

I had a problem with cats getting into my trash.I called the dog catcher,and he said they only deal with dogs.He did tell me that cats hate anything with amonia(not sure on spelling).It's found in some cleaners.I just sprayed some on it and they left it alone.You should call the local authorities in your area and see what your options are.If you do this and later the cat ends up dead though,guess who's door they are going to come knocking on?

[NYUK]

i moved my mom in with me a few years back, her neighborhood was turning into a warzone, long story short she brought her smelly cat with her. it insisted on sneaking out at night. it had the timing down to a science when you opened the front door. the neighbors cat would battle with it nightly. blood curdling screams. finally my moms cat got killed. ONE OF THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. viola, no more smelly cat. THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT!

[ScreamingLiL2Stroke]

I read somewhere that future serial killers often kill animals, like dogs and cats. :yelrotflmao:

[BenBB]

OMFG that is some funny shit, I can just picture the flaming mice and the hulk impression :yelrotflmao:

 

Got a few of these from a buddy of mine heh, the heavy metal cats...

 

I've never had a cat problem, although I've had my share of dumbass neighbors, domestic shit like that is a huge pain in the ass; you call the dog catcher and next thing ya know they are calling the cops about "loud" music, or the city about some obscure zoning ordinance you're violating or whatever...or you get a terrier to keep the cat at bay and they turn around and get a pit, etc. etc. Like some kind of bizarre, furry arms race that ultimately ends in a Mexican standoff...

 

I dunno any easy solution, a friend mentioned freezing paintballs to off a neighbor's dog once heh, don't think he ever went through with it. Look at the bright side though, ya probably don't have a mouse problem or a buncha strays yowling at 2am with the neighbor's demon cat around. If they aren't gonna do anything about it, you're kinda stuck with either keeping the kittens indoors until they can fend for themselves, calling in animal control, or escalating to one of cat's natural enemies...or you could always trench a moat heh.

[Big Blue]

Just go buy a pellet gun and wait till you see it out a night and shoot it, then pick it up and dispose of it.

[dawarriorman]

I wouldn't try and shoot it with a bb or pellet gun, they aren't enough to take down a cat unless you get a lucky shot. Cat wanders over with pellet wound, the neighbors probably would guess who did it, and call the law.

[Bansh88]

Honestly, dude. Don't do anything. What if your kitten grew up to kill someone elses kitten? Cats are one of the most recently domesticated animals. They are still quite wild.

Shit happens. No sense both of you loosing a loved animal.

[ellison445]

Here is my problem solver for cats, Racoons and anything else that walks in my yard...

 

[NYUK]

I wouldn't try and shoot it with a bb or pellet gun, they aren't enough to take down a cat unless you get a lucky shot. Cat wanders over with pellet wound, the neighbors probably would guess who did it, and call the law.

 

 

 

a crossman medalist with a hollow point 22 cal. pellet will definitly kill a cat.

 

dead cats dead rats did you see what they were at all right!

 

anyone knows what song that dead cats line came from i will kiss your ass.