98bonerSTOCKshee Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 this article can't be real, can it? Internet Idiocy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesw Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 awfully long and boring so i just skimmed over it whats the laymens version of that page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 awfully long and boring so i just skimmed over it Word! .... But. ... I did notice a poll at the side, for reasons not to like hackers. Top dog @ 58% is "Because they smell bad". Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjfizzle51 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 it sounds like the dad and mom beats the kid and doesnt let him do anything so to escape he got into haking i thnk someone should call dr. phil or maury lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I read this a while ago and its like the parents are saying "OH NO MY KID IS A HACKER BECAUSE HE DENIED IT!" they should tie rocks to him, drop him in a bucket of water. If he floats he must be a hacker, if he sinks and drowns, then he will be remembered as a nice boy. And I've never seen a book called "Hacker Manual" at Barnes and Noble. I don't think one exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CombatTalon2 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. HaHA there is some funny shit on there. It has to be a joke, its just so stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2kbanshee9187 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Ya, what the hell, must be a joke or that guy is completely rediculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momo20 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 i found it funny how they knock AMD processers...lol hackers use em....bs...i would never own a petium based system...AMD all the way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewMachine Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 i found it funny how they knock AMD processers...lol hackers use em....bs...i would never own a petium based system...AMD all the way.... 372652[/snapback] Then you must be a hacker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick-z Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 it sounds like the dad and mom beats the kid and doesnt let him do anything so to escape he got into haking i thnk someone should call dr. phil or maury lol 372496[/snapback] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted May 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 HaHA there is some funny shit on there. It has to be a joke, its just so stupid! 372513[/snapback] yeah that's the stuff that got me, check out some of the other articles on that site it is just wrong.... here's one on AIDS being a hoax >>>>>>WHAT THA F.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Yeah I call hoax on this one dude.... I mean c'mon... Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash" Well, comet cursor and bonzi buddy, granted are annoying as hell little spyware/adware apps but they're certainly not grounds for any real hacking jobs... 4. Does your child read hacking manuals? Hacking manuals are funny... for the meeting place (in the back of the publication called 2600: the Hacker's Quarterly) it says for Portland Maine to meet "benches behind the food court at the mall" .... riight,, meet there just after mommy picks your ass up from soccer practice. Lots of Ford Windstar's dropping kids off I'm sure.... 6. Does your son use Quake?10. Is your son struggling academically? These two go hand-in-hand.... no need to bring hacking into this one... -over & out- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxzdan Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 That's pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheerdr Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I want to know how he has the perfect family but he had to check if little cindy was just telling stories like she normally does. Sounds like he has more problems than just a hacker son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian060 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 thats some funny shit. IF it is legit, we should all go over there and rescue his kids ... then again, they are probably a bunch of goodey goodey fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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