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There are only eleven times in history where the word FUCK has been considered acceptable for use . They are as follows:

 

11. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?" --Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 

10. "What the fuck was that?" --Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" --Custer, 1877

 

8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." --Einstein, 1938

 

7. "It does so fucking look like her!" --Picasso, 1926

 

6. " How the fuck did you work that out?"--Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

 

5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" --Michelangelo, 1556

 

4. "Where the fuck are we?" --Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

3. "Scattered fucking showers, My ass!" --Noah, 4314 B.C.

 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" --Clinton 1999

 

A drum roll, please...............................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad!" --Saddam Hussein,2003

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i love the word fuck. it makes everything so much more meaningful. for example...what has more of an impact. this cheeseburger rocks...or...this cheeseburger fuckin rocks!!! or how about..what a bitch...or..what a fuckin bitch...see what i mean? it just makes the whole world a better place. i feel sorry for those who wake up in the morning and dont say the word fuck a few times to get the blood flowing.

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i love the word fuck. it makes everything so much more meaningful. for example...what has more of an impact. this cheeseburger rocks...or...this cheeseburger fuckin rocks!!! or how about..what a bitch...or..what a fuckin bitch...see what i mean? it just makes the whole world a better place. i feel sorry for those who wake up in the morning and dont say the word fuck a few times to get the blood flowing.

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i agree fully with you locogato you forgot that smells like shit- that fucking smells like shit :cheers:

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