ellison445 Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 Two guys are in and alley and their buzz is fading off. They don't have enought money between them to get drunk again. so the first guy says "give all of you money, I got an idea" so with the money the buy a hot dog" the second guy is pissed and says " wtf? a hot dog wont get me drunk!" the first guy says "trust me on this I have a good Idea. follow my lead at the bar" so the go to a bar and they order drinks and such for a while, and the bartender says " I hope you have enough money to pay for those." and the first guy gets up unzips his fly and the second guy gets down on his knees and starts to give him a blowjob. disgusted, the bartender throws them out without paying. amazed at how well it works, they go to about 7 other bars and do the same thing. after they are dead drunk the first guy says " man who knew that hot dog would actually work!" So the second guy says " what hot dog? I ate it after the secong bar" Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 Jeff, you're right it's sick but funny as hell. Quote
Blue Duece Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 a 16 year old girl comes up to her dad and ask's "can i have the car tonight dad" he replies "thats my new car if you wanna take it, you'll need to suck my cock" the girl says " damm im your daughter" and goes up to her room, well her friends start calling asking if there going out, so she thinks about it a while and goes down stairs and tells dad "ok, i'll suck your dick" so she's blowing him and looks up at him with his cock in her mouth and says "gee dad your dick tastes like shit" he replies "that reminds me your brother has the car tonight" Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 a 16 year old girl comes up to her dad and ask's "can i have the car tonight dad" he replies "thats my new car if you wanna take it, you'll need to suck my cock" the girl says " damm im your daughter" and goes up to her room, well her friends start calling asking if there going out, so she thinks about it a while and goes down stairs and tells dad "ok, i'll suck your dick" so she's blowing him and looks up at him with his cock in her mouth and says "gee dad your dick tastes like shit" he replies "that reminds me your brother has the car tonight" 361775[/snapback] Duece your jokes are hard to beat, I'm not sure if Ellison has it in him. I think a challenge is in order. Quote
ellison445 Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Posted April 28, 2005 A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." Quote
dune_girl Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) deuce.....thats sick but FUNNY for sure nice one ellison Edited April 28, 2005 by dune_girl Quote
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