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I knew a guy named chip once. his girlfriend got drunk and told me his real name was maurice and he was hung like an ant.

 

this is a good thread. funny shit. im not afraid of spiders snakes or death, my biggest fear is the dark.

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I knew a guy named chip once. his girlfriend got drunk and told me his real name was maurice and he was hung like an ant.

 

this is a good thread. funny shit. im not afraid of spiders snakes or death, my biggest fear is the dark.

oh shit! the truth behind the nickname!

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Hmm, what I'm ascared of. Something happening to my kids or my wife. I couldnt go on. Simple as that. I live for my family. Another thing is heights. I see pictures of the poor folks that had to bail out of the towers on 9/11 for no other reason that they would rather jump than get burned. Rows upon rows of them, one after another. Man, some decison. f*ck IRAQ. VOTE BUSH. Whew sorry. :huh: Thats mine.

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The main thing I'm scared of is seeing my family die or one of them getting hurt really bad.

 

I am also kinda scared of poisonous snakes and spiders and gay people.

 

have you ever met or talked to a gay guy? YIKES! :bolt:

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what am i really scared of?? :unsure: LETTING OTHERS KNOW WHAT I'M REALLY SCARED OF! :P it never fails, you let someone in on your weaknesses, and they will take advantage of them at every opportunity.

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Transvestites...scary. And someone else mentioned imprisonment, my worst nightmare is waking up in a cell next to 250lb. Bubba the hutt. Those scenes in "Training Day", "Pulp Fiction" and "Redemption", not to mention "Less Than Zero" just make my fucking skin crawl. I'd sooner swallow my own tongue or chew through my own forearms.

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have you ever met or talked to a gay guy?

 

Yup, some of my best friends are gay. Its cool as long as your comfortable with your sexuality. I went to a gay bar once and had the most fun of my life. Didn't pay for a single drink and left there with digits of more than a few hotty women.

 

 

BOT: I'm afraid of crabs, and not the jungle jim public hair variety.

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I don't like wasps, hornets, or these.

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someone stealing my quad, cars, truck, or any other wordly possesions. losing my ass again in the stock market would suck too, especially if i'm close to retirement at the time.....

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