Cotton eyed Joe

I assume he's out at Sand Mountain over Easter, but is he ever out there besides that? I'd love to see some of his stuff up close. I haven't been out there all that much in the last 2 years, but t he only people I've ever seen out there all the time was Larry Short from ShortSandCars.

I read online some years ago about Keyhole, and what we see now isn't even its full capacity at all. They are only allowing so much resolution. I don't know if this is true but they said the technology from over 10 years ago they could see the ridges on the edge of a dime from they're geosyncronous orbit (22,000 miles give or take)

You should be fine taking "tubby" for a ride all day.

LOL have a horse stampede right through down town Malibu.

What kind of a fucking horse could hold up Michael Moore let alone buck his fat ass off??? He'd already be on the ground....poor horses legs stickin straight out to the sides...wheezing for air. I say lets saddle up Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon first. YIPPIE-KIE-YAY!!!

I laughed loud enough to wake the wife. I can see it now. Cowboys on atv's rustling cattle and fighting indians. That would have made it a little easier on them except for that whole no gas stations thing.

Its those types of things that have made it impossible for a parent to do his/her job without fear of the police coming to arrest them for abuse, when its the parent just trying to do the most important job they'll ever do....raise a decent human being. I think if a kid is under18, he/she should be able to get their respective asses beat to within an inch of their lives if its merited. I know its hard to determine what justifies an ass whoopin and what really is abuse though. I know some kids that only understood getting a foot in their ass, and they turned out just fine, others learned how to take a beating and how to dish one out and became no less than ignorant thugs at school. One kid decided to burn down his neighbors hay barn when he was 12, for no particular reason. Me personally....I got my ass beat a few times, and I didn't listen. My parents figured out that I could be rationalized with. Rather than spank me, they told me "hey...that wasn't the right thing to do. 'This' is the right thing to do." They also told me about concequences, and fortunately for my ass cheeks, I understood. Dunno.... I guess I'm glad I'm not a parent. Sounds too complicated to be honest.

COOL SITE! BUT ARE ANY OF THOSE BIKES TRAIL FRIENDLY? ok...enough of that. Looks like a good site. I'd join if I had a big bore, but I got another thing going on at the moment. I'd LOVE to go big bore....maybe I'll join anyway to find out more about whats available in the "big bores" if they happen to include the big bore Banshee mods available. Maybe it won't be as expensive as I think it would be.....

Theres an idea! Get their dead beat parents involved. Let them know they should have raised their kids a little better. Maybe even get a settlement big enough that they will be paying you as long as their kids will be in jail. Parents that raise little bastards should be forced to pay for being fuckup parents. I know they don't write an owners manual for being a parent, but everyone should know the difference between right and wrong. Maybe their parents will be pissed off enough that they'll want to kick the little sumbitches asses too!

Thats was I was thinking. I'd be like CLUNK....CLUNK......CLUNK.....CLUNK....running through the gears.

I did that with a pic a year or so ago. I got a picture or two, but.... they are on MY lap top (Im using the wifes) that has been fucked up for over a month now. I think mine is a hardware problem or a component had turned bad. Gonna run the diagnostic CD again here when I get the time.

EXACTLY! Its kinda like me saying to my wife....'WIFE! I SPENT OUR SAVINGS FOR OUR NEW HOUSE WE WANT TO BUILD NEXT SPRING ON NEW PADDLES, BEER, AND GAS FOR THE 4 NEW 450'S I BOUGHT TODAY. SORRY I GOT CAUGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME, BECAUSE WE ARE ALL INFALLIBLE. ITS NOT MY FAULT I FUCKED UP. WE ALL DO IT.' Total fuckin cop out. Here a county treasurer got caught using a county credit card to fill up his county vehicle with an astounding 400 dollars worth of gas everyweek, all at once. It seemed that he would call his family up, he would meet them at the gas station, run the card, fill his county vehicle with it, leave, and let them run the pump until their cars were topped off. He was fired and made to pay back the 10 grand he stole over the course of a year or so. He should have been hanged. He's no different than a horse thief.

It kind of reminds me when you see stock exhaust on ebay for about 70% of what they cost from the dealer and the seller thinks they are giving everyone a screaming deal.....on stock exhaust....that you could even GIVE away. If they don't know the part, it won't be priced right, but then again, who wants to buy a part if they aren't sure its going to work or not? I might sell some bolts on eBay. They might be 1/2-13 or 12mm x 1.25 I'm not sure, and it doesn't really matter that much does it? Any takers?

New fabrication or used? New fab (bare) will take me a week or so if you're interested. PC takes about 7 days on top of that.

"Personally, I think it's a witch hunt, and any time you audit, you are always going to find something. Nobody is infallible," said Ed Waldheim, president of the California Off Road Vehicle Association. Sounds like someone got caught.

Yeah....what kind of beer do we need to start drinking? I drink Corona mostly, and obviously I'm still down around the "bag of hammers" area.

All I see is a dancing chicken in a red dress.

Thats amazing Cole. I have no idea what that is either. Is it a seal of some sort between the shaft and the case? I'm going to look tomorrow.......I don't remember ever seeing something like that.

My thoughts exactly. Keep an eye out on your house/car/pets. They obviously know when you go to work, and thats when they'll be back. If you have any neighbors that can watch your house, pay them if you have to. If the little bastards get out easy they won't think twice about coming back around. If you think your place is being cased, take the day off from work, pretend to go, park your truck somewhere, then layout in your garage or house. Me and my ol man did it once some time ago and it fuckin worked. We layed out for 3 fuckin days for these little bitches to come back and break into the house again. Nothin happened, but we watched them the whole time casing the place. Just waited. One of them got wise and ran off, and we never seen any of them again. I think they just changed neighborhoods they were robbing.

I got all 3. Billet, new. Lemme know if you still need them.

HAHA Doesn't need to look very hard either When I was his age I celebrated everything I could think of too. Happy Birfday Mike.

christ i just spit stew on my wifes laptop.

I've noticed that on my truck. God damned bugs here have taken their toll on the radiator in my truck. You wouldn't think something that weighs .00000000000004 lbs and is fragile as fuck, bending a fin on a radiator at 65. I did have something funny happen once. I was riding in a newly painted 68 Camaro, and the driver was showing me his new trans-brake. We hit about 110 without a windsheild when this fucking bug....all I saw was a brown thin line in the air..don't know what it was...hits me right in the middle of the fuckin forehead. WHACK It hurt alot.