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Cotton eyed Joe

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  1. I dunno...then again maybe each user could have a censor level setting right on the main page so those that want to see it can, and those that don't could have it changed to "flower"
  2. Man...I thought the $4K in monthly corporation taxes I pay hurt. I can't imagine seeing a check made out to the Internal Revenue Service for 2.6mil. The f**k of it all is the charge they bill YOU for, for collecting it. lol.... If we quit giving trillions to countries for "hush" money to keep the from fighting, to feed them even though they hate us for no apparent reason, reformed our own welfare system so that it worked more than .0004% of the time (my older sister is the only one I've met that never abused the system. 2 years on it after a divorce, then she was on her own after that. Now she makes 3 times what I do) we wouldn't have to pay quite so much in taxes, and that would only improve the economy. I know when I have money to spend, that shit gets spent. But, those of us that wish to invest, actually could. That would only help the economy as well. The people I blame for the shit that plagues us are the people that "care" more about someone elses feelings, than the situation at hand. Don't want to offend anyone, because apparently telling someone to "eat shit, get your own," is offensive, and therefore....I dunno....maybe its illegal. You should see the looks I get when someone puts the bum on me on the way into a store and I ignore them. Apparently I owe them something, and I didn't fullfill my end of the deal. Yeah, I think it might be illegal to offend someone by denying them what they haven't earned.
  3. Eh, I don't really care either way. I can fill in the blanks.
  4. Yeah. I'll keep my shirt on and pass on the position.
  5. Sorry to hear about your 510rwhp drag car being trashed. I have a customer with a 600bhp drag car that he's got quite a bit in, and its sad to see someones hobby get trashed.... On the banshee, I'd say tear down the engine, scrape the shit out of it, replace the bearings and seals. Just go for a total rebuild on the engine to be safe.
  6. Shit Travis. Your bike could outrun a tornado.
  7. HAHA! Good eye. I didn't catch that at all.....
  8. Be sure when you are tapping your bearings out that you use a brass drift. This way if you happen to bang into the bearing pocket (not reccommended) it won't fuck it up too bad. Get in there with a steel drift and you'll be there a while cleaning it up to get your bearings back in.
  9. Looks like a good deal, but the auction reads like an 8 year old put it together
  10. It wouldn't surprise me. I think Farrakhan is the darker version of Michael Jackson. He's nuttier than a bag of squirrel turds.
  11. I'd like to elaborate on "normal mild steel", and amend it to SOFT mild steel. You might want to have that welder also put some gussets in there, box it in, whatever so that it won't break/bend again. When I say soft, I don't mean like butter, but its not going to be the same grade as a 1018 you can get from a steel supplier. At least not what I've found. Some of that shit looks like it wasn't tubing to begin with. It looks like sheet thats been stamped or formed in some places to resemble tubing. Threw some calipers on it, and it isn't round thats for sure.
  12. I saw a thing on tv the other night when my wife was in charge of the remote. Some...whatever it was on the tv... They were talking about this very thing! They showed a skit from SNL it looked like... Making fun of "MOM JEANS". Showed these women with their pants yanked up their ass up to their elbows bending over etc. I'm just glad I'm not the only one that notices it. I mean...who wouldn't notice a 5 inch camel toe. And more so, who wouldn't FEEL that? Gives me a stomach ache thinkin about it.
  13. Right on there Jim. Aint no difference between someone with darker skin and someone with lighter skin. We all have the same capabilities to do something worthwhile, its only whether or not we choose to use our gifts. I know plenty of deadbeats, and their "color" is completely irrelevant. Same with successful folks. I know plenty of them, and again, color is irrelevant. This is kind of on/off track, but I know an importer/exporter that was born in China and immigrated here when he was a teenager. To look at him, you'd think he was a homeless drunk. Always disheveled, looking like he slept in his clothes in a ditch for the last week. He just looks and smells that way. Hes a millionare 100 times over, and is who he is. And I can't understand a fucken word he says. Thats my biggest complaint.
  14. Jim Jim Jim, If he don't stir shit, him, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will have nothing to go on. Instead of being part of a problem i.e. keeping segregation/seperation alive and spreading racism, they'd have to be gainfully employed doing GOOD for the PEOPLE of the United States. But for now, perpetuating ideals from the 1850's is paying the rent.....and the child support in Jacksons case. But in my opinion there are enough smart people out there that these guys won't last too much longer. Only the stupidest of the stupid will be following them and buying into their bullshit.
  15. I know what you mean about being busy. When I started my project bike in februrary of this year I planned on riding it this summer. Shit...now I have 2 bikes torn apart and nothing to ride. The only reason the other one is tore up, was to measure a few things. Haven't had time to put it back together. One guy came into my shop and asked me if they ever run, or if I just work on them all the time....
  16. Cant remember the make, but at RF04, there was a rail there that Walt got to ride in. He said they took the whoops to the drag hill at about 80 mph, and he said he could have had a drink in his hand it was so smooth. Whats the going price on one of those triple tube bypass King coils? I always see them in the magazines, but haven't ever seen a price. I bet it has a few 0's behind it.
  17. I can't stand it when women yank their pants up to their armpits. Ive never understood it. Honestly, that and the mullet. I don't get it.
  18. He's gettin up there. Pretty soon he'll have to shave more than twice a month.
  19. Happy Birthday stclark816 and stclark04!
  20. The oring might need replacing. On mine I noticed some side to side, and when I pulled it apart it was obvious I needed new orings. The clamp block is a few thousandths bigger than the steering stem, and the o-rings tighten that up. Put some new orings in your block, and put some grease on the inside of that bushing block as well when you assemble it. If its worn on the steering stem, you might be able to get away using SAE rather than metric sized o-rings. The steering stem is 32mm OD tubing. That puts it at 1.259" dia. You should be able to go buy a 1.250 dia oring that is a little thicker than stock, split it, and put it back in. Might even be able to find the oring at Lowes. Just take in your old o-ring so you can get the thickness and size correct. The people there can barely function as it is. Don't want to go asking them questions n shit.
  21. BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  22. What he said. I think I still have the subframe from my "first" bike laying around here somewhere....but I'm almost 100% that its fucked up from when I ate shit. I'll go check.
  23. His shit is intense like he says too!! His damn bike looked like a UFO out there in the sand running around. I'm thinking the LED"s he uses are the same LED's used on runways and aircraft. I found a site that sells those, and its quite involved, but the result is amazing.
  24. Good to hear the little bastards got caught! With a little luck they'll get caught breaking into someone elses shit and get the holy fuck beat out of them like they deserve. I hate seeing criminals get shit like "probation" and "communtiy service" Woo.... That had to hurt. Bet they'll never do that again. I say flog the little bastards. Use the traditional flog too. The leather one with the small pieces of metal braided into it.
  25. I'm sure you could find a few people brave enough to take them for you.
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