Cotton eyed Joe

Did you get those at Hot Topic? :laugh:

Borat is my new hero

I dont have the myspace. Im afraid I'd end up getting abducted and/or molested by some weird fuck that smells like sour milk and bacon that lives in his moms garage.

Voted again. :beer:

I got those same pants.

Best video I've seen in a long time. :laugh:

Not so many memories for me for some strange reason. :laugh:

Whats up Rod! I haven't been around much either these days.

:laugh: And slap the hell out of it. :woot:

Oh yeah. I got surprised on April 29th I believe after a hard days work. Bitch shipped my pup to San Diego on a plane while I was at work too. After I gave an attorney an obscene amount of cash I got my pup back after a month or so and a court date where the judge was about to charge my wife with contempt. When a judge asks you "where" something is at, you don't say "at a friends". You disclose the full location, not "who" its with. :laugh: Now when I meet a women I think about it. My gut feeling is almost always right, and my head feeling is almost always wrong. If my gut says hang out with her and don't go any further, thats what I do. How many times have we all not listened to that gut feeling only to say "next time, I'm going with that gut feeling" after we've been shit on? Learn from your mistakes. Its the best thing you can do for yourself. HAHAHA No, I did show my buddy one night when we were out doing shit. I guess I should have shared them. She had some cute little knockers. Don't worry there will be more I'm sure.

I agree 100% I'm almost done with my divorce, and about 2 months ago I got back into it with a girl, got to know her a little is all, and immediately spotted the warning signs that I didn't want to persue her. Haven't called her in almost 3 weeks, deleted all the hot tittie pictures and her number from my phone. She was alot of fun, extremely smart and ambitious, but when you encounter a "deal breaker" you just have to say fuck it, and save yourself. It isn't worth it to just deal with whatever happens. You have to get what you want in life too. I met a new one tonight, and I'm meeting up with someone new tomorrow night. :cool: Just keep at it and forget about her. Don't get down. Women don't want to hang out with someone down and out. Even if you have to act happy do it. It will pay off.

Exactly what I was thinking. But after seeing it, I'm thinking this guy needs to team up with the guy selling the variable depth sparkplugs being your sparkplugs won't be as far into the head when they have that heat sink sandwiched in there. Its like 2 dumb ideas might be able to get together and make one really really dumb idea.

I think I'm going to bid on this patented product before it goes public. I already have a modification in store so you can screw it all the way in for MAXIMUM performace. I'll sell a 1/2" drill bit with each plug, then you can use the plug holes in the head as a drill guide, and pop a few clearance holes into the top of each piston. That way you can screw it all the way down for MAXIMUM performance. Of course gains will be minimal unless you opt for the White Lightning package that I'll offer. That will not only include the 1/2" drill bit, and 2 extra length plugs, but also some patented performace enhancing 2 stroke oil called Tekk 3000. Which by the way isn't in anyway similar to Tech 2000 from WalMart. At all. All yours for a one time payment of just $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

Just from what I remember its no where near 16k. I think a full on drag bike hits 10k-12k maybe. Stock is probably somewhere near 8k. If you had the dimensions of the stock pipe and a stock port map you could actually calculate it.

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I've always said, work smarter, not harder.

Sounds like it was like the old school wild west poker. Anyone shoot a hole in the celing into the whore house in the loft? :yelrotflmao:

I like how its listed as 480cc then described as bored to 420cc. And I bet hes just adding up the numbers on the piston rather than using that whole volume equation thingy.

I had no idea how to draw him as "corn fed".

For that price, why doesn't it come assembled?? It should come with about 3 dozen naked hookers.

Definitely do see them get pushed out of the pits. Granted its to only about 10 mph, but every little bit counts when you're geared high and close together to get to 220.

I dunno about this one. No concrete evidence, but they are quite high geared, and you see them spin like a mofo out of the box if they lay into it. I don't know if they could clutch it enough to get a good hole shot because they are aerodynamically suited for higher speeds with greater downforce for traction, instead of shear weight. I've heard that if they could get up to something like 130 mph, they could run the entire course if it were placed upside down.

Are you using an English Wheel to crown the panels or are you just kind of hammering them around a cylinder to get a decent shape?