Cotton eyed Joe

Wow...I guess who needs luggage when you can stuff just about anything in your snatch right? What if some horney inmate got her, started bangin on her and knocked the pin out of that grenade somehow. That'd be a show stopper.

Just have someone help you hold that belly out of the way. Thats my only request.

I can only dream of having a golden parachute like those guys have. I don't mind. They have theirs I have mine. I almost exclusively buy Chevron gas being there is a gas station 20 seconds from my shop.

Here I was, about 14 years old, about 120 lbs. This dog lived at some peoples cabin that was next to our cabin. He was a fun dog, loved to play but he was HUGE! Like I mentioned they said he weighed 140lbs outweighed me by 20lbs at least. Well one day I'm sitting on their couch, kicked back, minding my own business watching some TV when this dog comes up all playful like he always did, but apparently there was something alluring about the way my legs were stretched out in front of the couch. He proceeds to mount BOTH of my legs and start pumpin. He was pumpin so hard, and had such a grip on me that he was pulling me off the couch. It took 3 people to get him off me before I ended up with a Pink Panther in my face. It both hilarious and humiliating all at once.

Good to hear you don't have any permenant damage. Just be glad you aren't my drunk fuckin uncle. He rigged his mower saftey handle with a shoe lace so he wouldn't have to hold it to keep it running, and instead he could hold a tumbler of Jack over ice. Something jambed under the mower, so he reaches under a fuckin running mower lift it over what ever it was he hit, and it nipped about 1/8" inch off of 3 fingers on each hand.

My buddies ol yeller lab would do that smile thing. We called it his tweaker face. My dogs hair stands up on her back, from the nape of her neck to her tail, and she runs around the shop floor, growling and running back and forth, but then running away if someone new tries to pet her. And if anything in the shop is out of place, like a roll away cart is in a different spot the next morning, she tucks her tail and hides. She don't know what to do if its all different. Nice guard dog huh? I've seen a few chocolate labs get big, in the 90lb range or so. Mine is at about 55, and she isn't getting much bigger. I have seen a black lab that was in the 140's once. I have a semi embarassing story about that dog, but I don't want to hijack nyuks thread.

I agree. I'm going to e-mail Iran some emoticons right now.

A Labradors hearing is finely tuned....to what ever it is that isn't you. My dog is smart, because when I do catch her doing something she shouldn't she knows shes in trouble, if she decides to listen to me. But I have to hand it to her. She scared 2 salesmen out of the shop yesterday. Door opens, dog goes nuts, door slams.

I went through that at a gas station once. Yeah ill have a uh liter of gas What? A liter of gas! Liter-O-Gas do we make liter-o-gas? I want a goddamn liter of gas. I don't know what that is. Liter is French for give me some fuckin gas before I rip off your fuckin lips!!

What? No fava beans? That guys as nutty as a bag of squirrel turds.

You...you're good you. But thats approximate. If its cold theres always shrinkage.

Bigairee, most realtors charge 6%, which 3% is theirs and 3% goes to the brokerage. The brokerage is typically non negotiable. A good realtor will go 5%, or even 4% if they happen to sell your house and they sell you your new house too. Its kind of a gamble, but then you can always reject any offers from any other realtors. It works out for you and the agent. Then again, you risk losing any quick sales if your agent doesn't have a buyer at the right time. Like Nyuk, the best way is to have a relative that sells realestate. My sister was doing mine for free, and we were just going to pay the 3% to the brokerage and then give her some pretty pictures of this old dude that invented bifocals. Also, when signing your contract, make sure you can get out of it without paying a fee. I was almost stuck paying something like $500 to the brokerage for the time spent, but since my wife had just lost her job, and we had about $5000 in credit card debt, they knew we weren't going to qualify for a loan anytime soon so they just tore up the contract.

Talk about fuel for thought...this thread is full of wisdom. Shit I wish I would have known when I was young, and had to learn like everyone else. And a mile of my "pipe" works out to be approximately 25,344 strokes.

Now don't go causing any problems.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I had no idea. I never use neutral on purpose anyway, but good info to know.

Is there a webmaster that you could forward your email too? Might be able to get someone on it. Even though for every 1 caught there are 4838027 in the wings waiting.

Exactly. What the hell is up with that. He's a Republican but isn't. Its like if I go to a restaurant and order a steak and they bring me a fuckin corn dog. I know its called a steak at this place, but its really a god damn corn dog.

My dad got a deal on a Harley once for that same reason. This guys kid ended up at the point of the mountain, and started selling off his shit to pay his fines etc. My dad practially stole this bike, and he turned around and sold it about 3 months later. They need to have more sales like that. Instead of yard sales they need to have going to prison sales.

Congratulations!! My sister is a realestate agent, and I can tell you I've rarely heard a story about someone selling their house and buying one at the same time. There is always something hanging the deals up around here. When I bought my house, the people selling it went back and fucking forth, and eventually decided to just go get a damn house. Took them a couple of weeks to decide what they wanted to do. They had the house on the market for a month. You'd think they would know what they were doing by then.

Kinda what I was thinking. I just got off the phone with a local guy asking me nearly the same question, and I mentioned that suspension tuning will matter as much as swingarm length and paddle size. When you lower the front end a bit, depending on where the CG is, you actually move that CG forward a bit. Every inch will count as well. Thats what I keep telling my wife anyway.

Sand Rocket, did you list that on the KSL website? I have a buddy that got nearly the same email from someone when he was looking to sell his 5th wheel awhile back. The guy mentioned giving him an extra $3000 or some shit to ship it to England etc etc. and wanted to transfer the money directly into his account. Of course he needed account info etc.

Beat me to it. And that harlequin syndrome picture was probably the most disturbing thing I've seen on the internet in quite a while. I've never even heard of it. Poor little guy.

I read a little bit about this Scientology scam at www.wikipedia.org and I've come to the conclusion that Ron L Hubbard was either on a LSD/peyote cocktail 24 hours a day or one serious fucking kook. Anyone that could think any of that shit could even remotely be true is out of their fucking minds completely. It reads like a story I read back in a psychology class written by a schizophrenic.