Cotton eyed Joe

There is a guy at my gym that got "into a little trouble" when he caught someone breaking into his truck. He beat the guy with a base ball bat. Apparently the cops did'nt haul him to jail for beating a crook with a bat, because he was standing there at the gym telling us about it.

LOOK NO FUCKEN FURTHER MY MAN!!! Do you want that in MSPaint? If I had time I could do a simple but detailed drawing with MasterCam 9.1, but the way shit is, if you paid me $300 per hour I couldnt pencil you in right now. But then again I'm not certified in anything. Technically I'm not even supposed to drive the forklift. **EDIT** Had a minute before I collapse into a heap on this mattress bestowed before me on the floor of my old bedroom in my parents house. Not my best work btw.

Its fun for a while, you can pretty much get what ever you want, and then all of a sudden WHAM you have to start paying. And you continue to pay until you die. The end.

Hehhe....just because I dont know who is reading this, I'll politely say "no" and leave it at that. I will say what hasn't been happening is the basis of my divorce decree. I've found a few more things out about divorce law by talkign to people and doing my searching. But, we did go out to dinner about 3 times that week, talked, instant message each other at work, etc. Normal shit that we always do. Like nothing was wrong. Ever been hit by a car? It was kinda like that. Congratulations reded! Hope everything went as good as it can in a situation like this. I think its kind of like a marathon where if you even finish the fucker you've won. Even if you place dead last, at least you are through with it. Deuce, I need to find a girl that will jerk me off everymorning before I head out to work with a protein drink, and a lunch she packed me the night before. I feel sorry for my dog as well. Once again I cant say too much here. I'll elaborate if things work out and it doesnt matter if stuff becomes public. I'm more than happy to share if it can help someone else out. I'm learning ALOT, and I'm learning if from others that have been through it.

Excellent points there Matt. I guess being blind sighted by a divorce is all too common these days, and it really isn't fair. But like you say, its was happened, is happening and will continue to happen until its resolved and we go our seperate ways. Its tough as shit working after not sleeping. I have to force myself to eat so I don't lose the weight I've killed my self to gain over the last 2 years. Catabolism is my worst nightmare Can't lose the guns. On the councelor issue, I've been before because of her when we had a trial seperation about 5 years ago. I went for about 6 months and it changed a brothas perspectives on shit. I'm a HUGE believer in the counceling. If I have any cash left over in the coming months there is a great chance I"ll be back on the couch spilling my guts. Bigwill, I think alot of us think alike. I've got nearly that same advice from more than one person to stifle my emotions about EVERYTHING. Thinking about it today, emotions have no place on a battle field. This is what this is...and thinking ith my heart is what got me into this shit in the first place. Its time to let my dick take a break, and think with the upper head. Never thought I'd have a topic with this many views and 5 pages of replies this quick. Thanks again to everyone thats replied.

I've already told everyone I know that I'm not soured on relationships, but I sure as shit aint gonna get married again. I think my trust is pretty much fucked up in a serious relationship for a while. I understand about what you're saying about the self centered bitches. But better yet, I think I'll avoid a woman that is that self centered. I dont want it all about me, but for fucks sake...SOMETHING should be about me. Ive considered that with the house as well. Just let her have it and she can pay me or sell it, but I don't trust her to make the payments with me if we put it on the market. I think she'd be willing to sink us both if it meant sinking me. My credit rating is about the best it could ever be, and I have some plans in the works after this shit is over legally, in about 90 days. I can't risk fucking up my credit..... Loco, thanks for the pic. Those are some nice titties. Does Cole know you have that?

Sorry I don't reply all in one thing, but I'm going on about 36 hours or so without much more than about 3 hours of sleep. Makes it hard to function. She is 28 but its funny you mention "new age"...this friend I keep referring to is a 50 year old hag that can literally make my wife do anything. According to my wife this woman has "the answers"....its almost like some sick master/student relationship. She has even called our house at 2am for my wife to go out in the yard and pray..... They're both into some weird shit that makes Scientology read like a nursery rhyme. Man..I wonder if I'm the fucked up one for staying this long. After reading all of the stuff I've written, it seems like I was having a bit of denial. I can see it all now, but this shit has been here the whole time. What the fuck was I thinkin?

Its much appreciated. I'm finding out I got more friends that I had ever imagined both local and here. It seems I'm not the self centered selfish asshole she said I was yesterday. I'm up to 5 different places to sleep, and everyone is either offering to feed me, or beer me. Id say I have some pretty damn good friends.

Thanks for the kind words everyone. On the dog situation, I told her today that she was using the dog to manipulate me because she knows how much I just love having that dog around. She said "I bought the dog and trained it for 6 months" Well, she bought it with money out of our account, and I've had the dog up at the shop for a year now. She hid the dog from me that morning, and told me she was at the groomers. I know whos house she is at, but if I go over there I'm risking alot. Just because she stole property doesn't mean I can steal it back. And, in Utah, a dog is considered personal property, which means the dog is no different than a tv. And yes, she just up and did it. I mean, we've been having a few issues, but the last 3-4 months or so we were doing fine, going out and just living how we always lived. I found out she had these fuckin papers drawn up last week, and was picking them up when I called her saturday to see how she was doing. She also took the liberty about a month ago I found out to check out our house loan to see if its "assumable" which means I just buy her out of the loan and shes gone. She demanded that I pay her one lump sum rather than payments. I told her if I get a second mortgage I'll sink. There is ALOT more to this that I'm not going to put up in a public place like this just yet. Its not the shit she's pulled but the shit I'm going to pull. I'm not normally an asshole but I'm afraid this time I'm going to do what ever it takes to be a real mother fucker about all of this. The fucken keg has gone off. Did I mention when I called to talk to her family, they told me they thought she was fuckin up, and that I should under no circumstances take her back ever? Yeah...they said that about their own daughter. They also said they think she might be bipolar or have some sort of mental disorder. That was kind of the "no shit" statement of the day right there. But looking back she gets in these patterns of completely shutting off, and acting like she's someone else. Not the girl I married. She was talking to me like I was a moron today and I had to get lippy with her and tell her to "shut the fuck up and listen for once" Actually I said it a few times. I gave her the finger as I left btw. It just felt good so I went with it. I also went through the house since shes staying there until late this week, and took pictures of everything of value in the house. She asked why and I said that I didn't trust her. She was kind of offended at that, but its the truth. So, when I go talk to my attorney tomorrow to have my own documents drafted, I'll be sure to have that with me incase we need to account for anything, and put a value on stuff. I better stop typing before I say too much. Thanks again everyone. I'm going to keep doing what I do, and just try my best to readjust to things. The nice thing is, the next time some girl talks to me at the gym the words "Im married" won't be coming out of my mouth.

Ive done a little research, so come tomorrow morning, she might not be in control of the situation like she thinks she is. I've found a few things that might just be my ace cards. And if it costs me a little bit to send some pain and agony her way I'm up for it. She's keeping my dog though.

Her reasons are that 1 Im selfish and care about what I want. Its because I work 10 hours a day 6 days per week. She works 9 hours per day 5 days per week. We both go to the gym, and I see her about 2-3 hours per night, if she isn't on the phone with her stupid friend. 2 I some how dont fulfull her needs. She wants it to be about her all the time and I refuse to do it. I told her from the beginning that I'd meet her half way every time, but I'm not about to sacrifice my life just to be with her. 3. She says we've worked on making our relationship better, but I'd like to know how when shes watching movies late at night, talking on the phone with her friend. If I interrupted her while watching a movie she'd get pissed off. Her friends call and its ok. To be honest, I spent all last night laying on my sisters couch thinking. I've never been that bitches #1 person. I've been 3rd or 4th down the list this whole time. I can actually see that I'm a giver, and shes a taker. She has no problems taking, because she thinks its her role in life, and that she deserves it. She'd take everything I have if I offered it, and think nothing about what I would have.

You're dead on with that one Pete. I hope it don't get to court though. I'm hoping for a peaceful division on this shit. I told her the truth today when I said that I didn't have any cash, money, shit to give her if she wants half. I don't have half. But I did get the last word in when I left, in front of the cops (hope i didnt blow it)....she said something about her being fair with me, and I cut her off and told her to go to hell, got in my truck and left.

Got a bomb dropped on me today after a 10 hour day at work. Ol lady served me with divorce papers. Didn't even see it coming. I even got the police called on me when she told me to get out of the house and i didn't. The cops told me I didn't have to leave. The one cop even said "I don't pay for your shit. I aint gonna tell you to leave" but I decided to since its on record that they were at the house. If there is an argument later on, he said someone might end up going to jail. She aint worth going to fuckin jail over. So, for the mean time I'm suspending my business/bike parts n shit, but if I have something someone wants in stock I'll let it go cheap. Most of it isn't polished, some is, but for the time being I'm not going to have much going on being that I fund quite a bit of it out of pocket anyway.

WHAT?? Its practically sitting on her head. That aint lead based paint is it?

What the hell kind of paper airplane is that?

Yep. No real current flows through it from what I've seen. My switch is a 10amp (I think) switch that I bought at Radio Shack for 3 bucks.

I have a plus 6 in stock, bearings, carrier etc. PM me if you have any questions about it.

If only I would have had that formula 10 years ago......if only But hey, I'd like to check the math.

I'll second that. A wise man (Neil Sekada) once said "Breaking up is hard to do." http://www.thomas-distributing.com/midi/br...pishardtodo.mid Dont give up. There will be more.

I have a simple hidden rocker switch on my bike. Get a Clymers manual and trace it out.

Everything but the deep pockets.

I was all scared there for a minute because I was holding my hand like that earlier today. I figured since I wasn't struck dead that I'm gonna be alright for the rest of the day.

Exactly. People have asked me why my swingarms cost what they do, and I simply tell them "They arent garbage." That must have been pretty bad for him to just ship it back.

Sign a one year lease.