Cotton eyed Joe

Mines like riding a mechanical bull.

Want me to draw you a new one?

315lbs?? Oh my hell. I had no idea a Mastiff could get that big. Hell, I didn't think a 240lb dog existed. To put it into perspective, the 3 strongest powerlifters at my gym weigh between 315 and 360. Thats a huge bitch.

You get pinched by the ol lady? Thats classic. I've got a habit of just not saying much anymore because there are cameras everywhere these days.

I have a new fabrication, +6, bare, chromoly round tube swingarm with carrier, bearings etc in stock. I can get it chromed, powdered in a couple different colors....

I can see him getting all pumped up...YEAH GONNA DO THIS SHIT! gets his big foam arm thing on, helmet...big bag of mail. Then that dog takes his ass to the mat and drags him down the side walk.

I haven't bought any in almost 8 years. It was $5.25 per gallon then for 110.

See the damn mail man drive by at 80 miles per hour with these bills and letters n shit flying from the window.

You guys are nuts!

YES! I've always wanted a drink named after me. Does it have a catchy name? Is hell really that hot? Does it have seasons? Can you fish in Hell? If there's a gym I'm there.

I agree 100%. My theory with kids is the same as dogs. There are no bad dogs, just bad owners. I see kids nearly everyday that need some serious attention. Most of them need to be told "no" and a few others need to be beat and sent to their rooms, without anything to entertain them except their thoughts, and a sore ass.

Mmmmm frijoles refritos. If he lived a little closer I'd bring over some Tostitos.

Dont forget the bright fucking yellow tank top. The man can be spotted from the ISS.

No shit? I'm not on the MySpace. So, you're 14 eh Brooke? ASL?

14?? I bet alot of dirty old men hit you up on AIM.

Exactly. All the crude in the world does us no good if we can't refine enough of it. Thanks hippies. If I could afford to build and fuel a monster truck like the one in that movie Rolling Thunder I'd go hippy hunting.

Do they check for crumbs of food or something? Like when I get a piece of cheese hanging from my chin and I don't know it? I'll see if I can get a good idea for some MSPaint.

Mine would always read zero.

That car just screams sex.

Hello. Got to love the 6 day work week. I don't know what I'd do with a saturday anymore.

Yes its true. I was man handled by some horney mountain dog. I feel like I need to go burn my clothes and go cry in the shower. That dog would do shit like steal an unopened can of beer if someone left it out for a second, puncture it with his teeth and lap up the beer that would come out. I saw him steal a whole pound of butter out of someones truck once that was coming in from town. Crazy ass hillbilly 14 year old kid rapin dog.