Alright, WTF is a "scald ass ape" ?
Ok, a quick google search found this... 'Note, sometimes a scalded ass ape becomes running as a or like a Broke Dick Dog,,, going fast as one ever needs to go ,,, as fast as a Broke dick Dog !!!'
So a 'scalded ass ape' and a 'broke dick dog' means going fast as one ever needs to go. I got the definition figured out, I just don't understand how the two phrases mean what they mean. I guess if you scald an ape's ass with hot water, he would run faster than any ape would ever need to run. Who ever first thought of this analogy is a very 'deep' person. The broken dog dick.... im still not sure how that means what its supposed to mean. I would think that a broken dog dick would slow the dog down.
That is all I have to say. TY for reading.