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Rustbag

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  1. PM alcoholbanshee. he runs a big shot of nos with alky.
  2. $12.50! :baseball_w00t: Just kiddin... :noexpression:
  3. Thats not nyuck in his avatar?
  4. Amatuer Gynocologist. Professional Proctologist. :baseball_w00t:
  5. um,... terrorists are bad, mm-kay
  6. i guess ur watching the ultimate showdown now? lol
  7. Taken oh shit this ones great!
  8. Stars in this blockbuster film as a purple squid.
  9. ooooo snake!!! this ones my fav. lol the stupidest one. Calamari democracy This one doesn't loop but rulz
  10. I crap-e-ted me pants. Order up
  11. Wears underware with a single racing stripe on his head during weekly sessions of hokey pokey at the local bingo hall. ......has yet to win.
  12. Nothing wrong with being a little on the rich side. The stickys at the top of this forum section on jetting are pretty detailed. Get sum new plugs do a plug chop and take it one step at a time. U'll get the hang of it.
  13. Rustbag

    HD

    HD ur so popular! Even people who hate u can't stop talking about u and to u.
  14. Waaaah burgers and french cries for everyone. I voted no. Don't read the roost room if ur looking for Banshee info. It's never been in here and it never will.
  15. I've seen this question asked before and no one ever gave a satisfactory reply. Lots of replys stating the tranny fluid must be too high. I wish I knew what to tell u. Maybe someone who has had this problem will chime in.
  16. I don't know if I'd admit that.
  17. How To Beat A Speeding Ticket. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
  18. NIGHT! dude where u been! We've all missed u so much!
  19. SHEEP addicting little time killer.
  20. Oh shit I'm hungry. I'm about to go get a grande meal! NO U CAN'T HAVE ANY! MY BEAN BURRITO! BAD KITTY!
  21. He's in the roostin room. why are u all reading and keepin track of this post if it pisses u off? Helldriver doesn't bother me. In fact it's fukin hilarious the way yall let him rile yall up. :smile:
  22. This is getting good.
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