A man walks into a pharmacy all secretive like. He aproaches the pharmacist and whispers to him that he needs ten boxes of extra strength viagra. The pharmacists eyes widen and he tells the man he cannot help him with such an order. The man insists and tells him that tonight he has two beautiful women coming over to his place for a threesome, in able to fulfill his fantasy and satisfy them fully he would need this order. The pharmacist understands the mans plite and sorts him out with ten boxes of extra strength viagra.
The next day the man walks all secretively to the pharmacist agin. This time he whispers to him that he needs ten boxes of deep heat, voltaren muscle rub or something similar. The pharmacists eyes widen again, so the man pulls him aside and pulls out his penis, which is red raw and the skin is torn an dhanging off it. The pharmacist says are you mad you cant rub muscle rub on that.
The man replies it's not for my dick, it's for my arm, the women didn't show up!