Hilarious

9" wheel it sho nuff is. Loco, would you reccomend cuttin' on those tires strictly for racing and such?

Have you found some pipes yet?

Can you get em in a 10" wheel?

That's funny rite there.

I know someone on here posted, while back about the Toomey silencers mounting right up to some FMF fatty expansion chambers. Can someone confirm this? I finally heard some CPI's the other weekend. Someone had a shee out in the stealership parking lot and cranked it rite up and that mofo sounded rrrrrrreealy rrrrrrrealy good. Much louder than my FMF's.

How would those compare to the I-Razr radial?

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. Love- When intercourse is called making love. Lust- When intercourse in called screwing. Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania. Love- When you argue over how many kids to have. Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot. Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. Love- When you share everything you own. Lust- When you steal everything they own. Marriage- When the bank owns everything. Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax. Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax. Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them. Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them. Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them. Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it. Marriage- When you listen to talk radio. Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about. Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about. Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought. Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score. Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk. Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex. Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement. Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts. Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline. Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed

Yep. Here's another. Didnt feel like makin another thread. Hope you people dont mind. Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

I'd believe ya if u said that you had sand inside your house. There was some serious shit that came through there. I hate to hear about anyone losin all their stuff, houses, cars..whatever. Good to hear that people survived this thing and are gettin on past it, unlike some of the mf's that were in NO (plenty of other threads on that). Arent there still people livin in tents and eatin MRE's? Anyway , back on topic, good luck with your not smellin like 2 stroke exhaust.

How much you want for that pile of raptor? Ill post the pics for ya if ya want, just pm me.

Only sand I've seen down there is at the beach. Where is this sandy place your friend speaks of? And is it public or private land?

Im bout 30 miles north of Jackson. Glad to hear the hurricane didnt blow ya away. That sumbitch came up here but didnt do much. Where do you ride that banshee at down there?

I'd suggest putting on a rain poncho or somthin when you ride. And look at your jetting and fuel mixture. Lookin at your screen name, are you located on the MS gulf coast?

All you guys runnin 927 and gettin laid........tell me what I'm doin wrong. I been runnin the 927 for a long while and all I'm gettin is the I like the smell of the 927 too but. tell me......am I the only one that thinks it smells a little like bbq?

That's funny. I love these joke threads. Dont mean to jack, yet another one...... A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those jerks deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Bump.

First: glad noone got hurt on that accident. second: I believe i'd be givin someone a big ass knuckle sandwich if they fucked my shee up like that. Surely theres someone here that can hook you up with a new frame..

Where I am, everyone thinks that a loud exhaust is annoying. I have found out that if you just leave your stuff as it is and ride around yelling out a really loud WAAAAAAAA sound that it can be just as annoying. And is really fun too. Try it. Or you could get some kind of drag pipes.

Sounds like spam to me. Whichever way you look at it. Besides.....already got a xbox 360 sittin under my tv.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she..

I know I'm not the only one in here that wants a beer every day.

WORD!!!

How much do you want for the jugs?

magic racing or dennis kirk.

Hehe, I gots one. Hella nice if ya ask me. Damn good axle for 200 bux, I havent been able to fuck it up yet so I can check the warrenty out for you guys. Please be patient.