a bus stops and 2 itialian men get on.
they sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
the lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following.
"Emma come first.
Den i come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then i come ane lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
"In this country.. we dont speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa
tellin' my frieda how to spell "Mississippi"