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PUSH THE THROTTLE

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  1. There was a race? Oh darn I missed it.
  2. Just don
  3. As long as they are the correct size and spark I don
  4. Damn that really sucks to hear. Finally ready for the big step and she
  5. LMAO
  6. Agreed, if you could just keep her mouth shut ie Muzzle you'd be set.
  7. I completely missed "who starts in 2nd"
  8. I hope you wash your feet when your done.
  9. It also depends on what kind of finish. Mine took about 3 weeks but only because of the chromer, if you only get them powdercoated then it shouldn
  10. That's what I was thinking but I'd try the water first.
  11. I heard on the radio on my drive in to work today a 1 or 2-minute thing they play of Rush Limbaugh every morning. Today
  12. Now Ellison we can
  13. Imagine if you had traded the shee in and then ended up winning a perfectly good trade in. Good Luck Led.
  14. Maybe the guys that are winning have the best mechanics and the most money? I really doubt lowering your sound level makes more power as they seemingly want you to believe. A well packed silencer will help get the exhaust out of the pipe though. Nothing wrong with quieter machines but I don
  15. Keep those porn vids locked up that you make with your new camera, you might want to run for office someday.
  16. What they made good vehicles before 1987?
  17. I shifted to powerslide around a corner on gravel once and that
  18. Now let me get this straight Loco can
  19. My camera (Nikon Coolpix 885) does video but without sound so if you want it for video I recommend one that records sound too. Just some info for ya.
  20. I figured you weren't getting enough replies so I thought I'd help you out. LOL
  21. I think these are better, IMO.
  22. A couple of jokes I just received. "Each man gives a story" Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony." "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here." Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story. "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..." "Is the wife in control?" Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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