BrokeStonedBiker

one more John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.

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heres another copied that was good. http://www.livejournal.com/users/ilblissli/20266.html

i copied this from another forum i visit. thouight it was worth sharing. lol A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

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lol, i guess il shut up now. i dont know what clutch would be better for ya. how long did the dirt digger last ya? peace

if you are going to waiste your time drilling holes every where why didnt you just take off the lid? i would just buy a new air box but if you dont mind the looks of it with duct tape all over it they just do that. though in my opinion it would look fugly. i have an old air box would sell ya for $5 + shipping if your interested. if you dont ride in the mud then get th k$n filter. i like mud so i like the box just as much

metal fabrication baby oh yeah. nothin better than breathin in aluminum and getting oldtimers disease. hopfully some day i will invent something and makes a masproduction of them and sell them on informertials. make millions of dollards of some icecream scouper that selld or 9.95 + shipping and handleing of course.

do you know how to use a clutch? i think the dirt digger is ment for 300 mph, LOL. what are you talking about, you need one for 70+ mph. i didnt know they solf them thngs by the mph. lol please specify. did it say on the dirt digger clutch it was only good for upto 65pmh? lol

lol, thats funny but... some people cant control there compultions. i cant stand people that drink these stupid foreign beers. its either bud or budlight. anything else is just a substitute. i may be court orderd to go to AA meetings. it seems i always get these "bright" ideas when im drunk. gets me into trouble some time. but i can find a lot of pleaser sailing or fishing with some beers. 11 months to go and ill be buying them myself.

hey boonman? i dont know whenill get around to lightening my flywheel but when i do i would like to know how to do it. i would send it to you but i would rather do it myself though if i decide to shave the head i will be sending that to you for sure. how do you measure 8oz's? can you just take .01-.03 off of it and b safe? i do most of the leath work that my bosses shop, but i dont know hoe exactly you do it? do you actually figure out the math of of the thing like with the mass of the object mathamatically? do you eight the shaving on a scale? lol. and what if its off .001. wont this unevenness creat stress on certain parts? if you could PM me when ya get a chance i would appreciate it. thanks

isnt this how you test the spark plugs to see if its running lean or not? if no then i guess its time for a ball and pushrod inspection?

me too. thogh i dont really much care

oh lol, liters 12 total liters 2.5 reserve liters

3.17 total us gal. 0.66 reserve gal.

i had one once before i just ont know if im not allowed to have onr or i just forget how to do it. i went to my avator settings. then it says pre-installed avators. please chose from one of our galleries. before it said or you can download one from your computer or something and it had a brows button. i can only get one from the HQ galleries right now and i would like to change it if i can.

well as far as taxes go. i think its all bull<>shit. public schools suck health care sucks. pretymuch anything public sucks. pay taxes towards it and it will still suck. they built a bif fuckin tunnel in bost and guess what, the traffic still sucks. i thnk its just to populated. to many fuckin people. where does all the taxes go? to all the stupid lazy ass f*ck people that work for the state and "country". they get paid top dollar and theyt always have there thumb up there ass not doing anything. its a mafia, big fuckin conspirace is what it is. just about every one in office is a joker. i got into trouble and had to go to court, went to see my probation officer downstairs. he was eating lunch with the judge, i stood at the door step to be reconized, the fat fuckin judge was eating a monsterous bowl of f*ck pasta. looks at me like a asshole and says. can i help you? i said i was here to see my probabtion officer(with the same aditude). he says he'll be right with you. so i just marveld at him stuffing his fat fuckin face with food, he says can i help you? i said no. then he went off at me and told me to waite out side then. there all fucked. then i got yelled at by my probation officer. he told me "you dont talk to a judge like that" i said ok. i just saw him as he was. a stupid fat ugly overweight dickhead. morrel of the story. taxes suck and all the money is waisted on people with athority. dont get me wrong i respect authority and cops and presidents ect. i respect the roll they play. but it seems they always have the wrong people for the job every time. and that probation officer i had was going to anger managment and didnt have enough patience for me. and everyone in power seems to know how the psychiatry practice works. there all brainwashed by it. but thinks aint gonna change anytime soon.

have you been abused by a hot shot biker? its not to normal to have resentment over an avator like you do. lol resent not evil, over come it with good.

i dont beleive that it was the first one done EVER. some one must have done it before. wont see me ever doin it

did he line up all the arrows right? are you sure it went in properly? they should work. try to figure out what isnt sitting right. it might be the basket. other than that i have no idea

i orded some stuff from vitos and shipping wasnt calculated into the price. im wondering if they dont charge for shipping or what? its too late to call im gonna call monday but im just wondeirng. has anyone orded from there?

its a ong teadous process thats all inknow. im having clutch issues too. just got a new cable and barnett. hopefully this will resolve it.

yeah right. moving suck if your moving into an appartment but, thats a lot of land. i bet you have lots of woods. you could probably grow a nice garden with tractors and stuff. ( mj garden on the side, hehe) good luck with your new house. i wish i could afford a house. i have approximatly 7$ in my wallet as we speek. some day though, some day