Cowboy and Chili
This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town
in West Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with
his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it,
the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin' to eat
that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states
"Nah, go ahead".
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides
the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in
with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes
up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, to.