Animalman294 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Posted August 1, 2008 A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.....Men use them to have safe sex. "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday. "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up the 12 pack. With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March... Quote
KaosBanshee44 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Posted August 1, 2008 got that nail right on the head! Hahaha your not shitting Quote
Face Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 Amen!! I am glad August is here I used up July's way to early in the month! Quote
BansheeKid15 Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 im never getting married :biggrin: ... too much fun in college Quote
THE GRIM RIPPER Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 HAhahahaha... You guys replying "So True" Need to get out more.... lol, its Two Thousand god damn eight out here. If your not getting laid......... Sheeesh :biggrin: :yelrotflmao: My girl is new age.... She workin on this other chic right now tryin to get her home to our house for a little I think I'll make my avatar picture a pic of my girl for you guys who are feelin the pain of marriage Quote
locogato11283 Posted August 3, 2008 Report Posted August 3, 2008 there are too many bitches out there to be with one who isnt giving up the pussy or dome jobs.. Quote
BansheeKid15 Posted August 3, 2008 Report Posted August 3, 2008 there are too many bitches out there to be with one who isnt giving up the pussy or dome jobs.. Amen. i know i couldnt live like that. Quote
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