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flog the dolphin

punch the munchkin

beat the bishop

pet the one eyed gopher

go on a double date with palmala handerson and fistina agulara.

jerkin the gerkin

you know what i mean?

:shoothead:

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If you go by just what the title of this thread is, then I would say burning time can be defined as the length of time between when you find out that it burns when you pee and going to the doctor. :whistling:

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It's what happens when you get married.

what? your hair turns gray?i was patting lil johnny behind the ears even more before i was married.

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wtf does that mean

soon you'll know what it means. you won't be able to keep your hands off of it. the poison must cum out, some one has to do it.

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what? your hair turns gray?i was patting lil johnny behind the ears even more before i was married.

 

I'd be worried if you didn't...I don't think I've ever known anyone that didn't beat their meat before they were 15. If you pound your wife's pudding more than you yank on your noodle hats off to ya :notworthy:

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