ellison445 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 Aint nothing like it oh its not all shits and gigles dont get me wrong, you gotta raise em, but when your blasting down a trail on your shee and some little shit on a CR-85 zips by you cutting you off, taking your line, you catch up to him a 1/4 mile later and the litte prick yells "come on daaaad keep up" you'll know what im talking about................. 455318[/snapback] Quote
odaen Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick talk about taking the bull by the horns. I just don't think I got it in me to show my girlfriend how to properly suck a dick. I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror anymore. Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 talk about taking the bull by the horns. I just don't think I got it in me to show my girlfriend how to properly suck a dick. I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror anymore. 455468[/snapback] Quote
ellison445 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 You owe me a fucking Keyboard Odaen I just spit coffee all over it talk about taking the bull by the horns. I just don't think I got it in me to show my girlfriend how to properly suck a dick. I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror anymore. 455468[/snapback] Quote
Blue Duece Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 (edited) Edited January 6, 2006 by Blue Duece Quote
kotin6 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 wife got me a bunch of cool stuff but heres the top 3 things i got this year 1. 50inch HiDef Flatscreen TV 2. Bose 321 gs series ll system 3. BMW 330CI (pics coming soon) Quote
Brooke Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 wife got me a bunch of cool stuff but heres the top 3 things i got this year 1. 50inch HiDef Flatscreen TV 2. Bose 321 gs series ll system 3. BMW 330CI (pics coming soon) 455926[/snapback] geez what the hell does your wife do? spensive gifts. Quote
kotin6 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 she has a cake job working with kids on base. She makes good money but we have JOINT accounts. Basicly we both pay for them. I make pretty decent being oversees and my 7 and a half month between Iraq and Afghanistan this year didnt hurt Quote
DemonShee Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Odaen, that was the funniest shit I have read in a long time. I got an all stainless steel 4 burner BBQ with the side burner. Way friggen nice. Steaks anyone??? Quote
eehsnab2 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 I got a 42 inch HD plasma, easy up canopy, gift certificates for my RC car ( I'm a little old, I know I know), smoker, and some duck (UofO) gear, not to mention some good ol' cash. No complaints here! Quote
Slammin Full Bore Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 really its not hard, ill show you, repeat after me..............."sweetheart a little to the left"......"No hands".........."deeper honey"............"look up at me, thats a girl"..........."where did it go, did you swallow it all?"........just a few comforting phrases for the woman in your life............... 455786[/snapback] Well its safe to say this is where our harmless christmas presents thread, went straight into the gutter. Blue i admire you man. You are the only guy i know who can perv out a xmas thread so smoothly. hey you remember when we told that guy from fresno where to put it in the roostin room forum? good times Quote
Brooke Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Well its safe to say this is where our harmless christmas presents thread, went straight into the gutter. Blue i admire you man. You are the only guy i know who can perv out a xmas thread so smoothly. hey you remember when we told that guy from fresno where to put it in the roostin room forum? good times 456003[/snapback] oo man that was a good thread. Quote
Wallrat Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Some women just can't be taught. Believe me I've wasted hundreds of man-hours trying. For them its best to just have em on their knees with their back and head against the wall. That way they can't back away when you show em how their supposed to do it. Quote
Blue Duece Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Well its safe to say this is where our harmless christmas presents thread, went straight into the gutter. Blue i admire you man. You are the only guy i know who can perv out a xmas thread so smoothly. hey you remember when we told that guy from fresno where to put it in the roostin room forum? good times 456003[/snapback] yeah that was a riot, huh slammin, that guy was a moron, we have had a blast on here.........happy new year man....... Quote
Brooke Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Some women just can't be taught. Believe me I've wasted hundreds of man-hours trying. For them its best to just have em on their knees with their back and head against the wall. That way they can't back away when you show em how their supposed to do it. 456096[/snapback] good old fashioned face fucking. trim their nails first man. Quote
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