kw04 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 (edited) a bus stops and 2 itialian men get on. they sit down and engage in an animated conversation. the lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following. "Emma come first. Den i come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come ane lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country.. we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frieda how to spell "Mississippi" Edited July 26, 2005 by kw04 Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 I've heard it before, but its so damned funny reading the Italian accent instead of just hearing it. "I come again and pee twice" is the funniest part I think. Quote
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