iceman Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 i use my electric start. no need for kicking.. 323578[/snapback] are you kidding? Quote
KGL Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 First I have to pull my penis up my pant leg a little so I don't step on it. Then I straddle the seat, pull out the kicker and fire her up. 323525[/snapback] That explains why his rear brake locks up when he see's a hottie Quote
NickyPap Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 i use my electric start. no need for kicking.. 323578[/snapback] hey Loco when you gonna upgrade to remote start. It's really nice in the winter, you can get her warmed up from your living room window. Quote
RNBRAD Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 I swing the kick starter out, then I crouch beside my Banshee. I summon my most fierce inner strength, then I yell "JUDO CHOP!" and chop that fucker. Usually it just starts up on its own before I even make contact cause I'm such a bad motherfucker. 323452[/snapback] That explains why his rear brake locks up when he see's a hottie Quote
BigRed350x Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 I have found that an over-size wiffle-ball-bat does the trick for my shee. Smack! Smack! If the bats not broken its usually running. I try and carry at least 2 spare bats on my backpack when I go riding. Quote
John19 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 I cant kick mine, the compression is so high. I found that using 2 feet and jumping on it works best. Quote
Chemical Castration Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 I swing the kick starter out, then I crouch beside my Banshee. I summon my most fierce inner strength, then I yell "JUDO CHOP!" and chop that fucker. Usually it just starts up on its own before I even make contact cause I'm such a bad motherfucker. 323452[/snapback] This is true!! Stan is THE baddest 80lb dungeons and dragons geek! Whoops I meant lvl. 30 black mage. What he forgot to mention was that before performing this move he must meditate and summon the pixie elves of waltrome to gain enough mana to perform this stunt. lol dont forget your wizard hat! Quote
bigboybanshee Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 I swing the kick starter out, then I crouch beside my Banshee. I summon my most fierce inner strength, then I yell "JUDO CHOP!" and chop that fucker. Usually it just starts up on its own before I even make contact cause I'm such a bad motherfucker. 323452[/snapback] LMFAO! Quote
locogato11283 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 are you kidding? 323579[/snapback] nope.. hey Loco when you gonna upgrade to remote start. It's really nice in the winter, you can get her warmed up from your living room window. i know i could real easy. just take a little wiring and shit. boy would that freak the neighbors out... Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 This is true!! Stan is THE baddest 80lb dungeons and dragons geek! Whoops I meant lvl. 30 black mage. What he forgot to mention was that before performing this move he must meditate and summon the pixie elves of waltrome to gain enough mana to perform this stunt. lol dont forget your wizard hat! 323662[/snapback] LMFAO Do you still have that website?? I've lost my wizards hat and most of my 30 sided dice. Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 My preferred 12 step method. 1. Insert head in helmet 2. Affix gloves to hands 3. Gently position goggles in optimum riding position 4. Turn on fuel petcock 5. Mount shee from shifter side 6. position run/stop switch at run 7. turn key to on 8. lean down and using right hand smoothly rotate kicker 90 Quote
ellison445 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 (edited) Your thread sucks asssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! Edited February 15, 2005 by ellison445 Quote
ledofthezep Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 Well if I'm not shit'n faced...and have bigboybanshee standing next to me with my keyswitch turned off & both of us thinking, WTF!? while I kick it over & over until I'm blue in the face....I usually just choke it, kick it once or twice & shee's good to go. If warm, no need to choke. Quote
bigboybanshee Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 Well if I'm not shit'n faced...and have bigboybanshee standing next to me with my keyswitch turned off & both of us thinking, WTF!? while I kick it over & over until I'm blue in the face....I usually just choke it, kick it once or twice & shee's good to go. If warm, no need to choke. 323820[/snapback] LOL!!! I'll never forget that! You must have kicked you shee at least 50-75 times, MY foot was hurtin' just watching you! Good times Quote
05Special Posted February 16, 2005 Report Posted February 16, 2005 i jump out of the thrid floor window of my house, and hope for the best..... Quote
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