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on a guys wedding day, he's in the church waiting for the priest and walks up to his wedding party grinning ear to ear, the best man asks him why he's so happy and he replies "I just got the best blow job of my life and the best part is im about to marry the girl who gave it to me" the bride walks in smiling all happy and walks up to the brides maid and the brides maid asks 'Why are you so happy" the bride replies "cause i just sucked my last dick"..........

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Sounds like you've had plenty of time to think about it, may your life together be without hardships, but instead be like the cornicopia of life, overflowing with the good things we all hope for.

 

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on a guys wedding day, he's in the church waiting for the priest and walks up to his wedding party grinning ear to ear, the best man asks him why he's so happy and he replies "I just got the best blow job of my life and the best part is im about to marry the girl who gave it to me" the bride walks in smiling all happy and walks up to the brides maid and the brides maid asks 'Why are you so happy" the bride replies "cause i just sucked my last dick"..........

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ahahahahahaahahahaha, so true, my 6 year old heard some thing about oral sex on tv, she asked me daddy whats oral sex? i said thats when mommy gets jewelry.

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:rotflmao:

 

Diamonds that'll shut her up for a minute or two. :lol:

 

 

But, Anyway Congrats man and good luck.. :cheers:

 

 

 

Chris

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ahahahahahaahahahaha, so true, my 6 year old heard some thing about oral sex on tv, she asked me daddy whats oral sex? i said thats when mommy gets jewelry.

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Congrats Man!!! Thats gotta be sweeet having a woman who will pose for yuo on a Banshee then marry you/

 

NYUK thats the funniest thing ive heard all week!!!!

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Congratulations Ray. You will find that it is great having a wife that rides. Instead of ATVs being a wedge in your marriage, like it is for a lot of couples, it ends up being the second best ;) way to spend time together.

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Congrats man...better you than me! :P:cheers:

 

I've been with mine for about the same...couple weeks & about a month break in the past damn near 5 years; but it's all good now. My time is probably coming, just still can't stomach the thought of me being married. :D:shrugani:

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