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I was at the dunes for a night ride a couple weeks ago when I heard a drunk, stumbling bundle of sticks say that his banshee runs better without oil. I'm sure it does, lol. But not for long. (Kaboom!)

 

What are some of the pet-peaves that people do to their bikes that really piss you off???

 

~Ryan

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Friends that come riding with you that don't make sure there bike is goona run first. I get tired of waiting on that kind of shit.

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people that always have excusses when you whip there ass. like it ant jetted right, or i cant hook up, my filter is dirty. when i get beat i just say that thing is faster than mine

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People that always tell you that what you did to your machine they would have done different, or better. These are the same people that do nothing with their machines, but love to tell you I wouldn't have got those tires (Razar2's) I would have gotten _____ while they are still on stock tires. Same with shocks, Noss head, large gas tank. Must be something like penis envy I don't know.

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People that say they bought a fourstroke because they don't want to be rebuilding top-ends every X amt of hrs. :shootself: But f*ck'm...that's why there always behind me! :evil:

thats retarded :evil:

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Oil?? What do you need oil for? I just put new trans fluid in every 2 tanks or so, and she runs like a raped ape.

Hummm??

Is that what the dealer was trying to sell me when I bought her??? Yamalube 2R or something?

Wow. :shootself:

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Just got off the phone with a guy that is 6ft tall and has a Blaster that does 65 bone stock with him on it :rolleyes:

Other peeves...

People that don't know the difference between bushings and bearings.

People that offer 1/3 your asking price and then want you to "throw in" free shipping or 6 more items.

The editing software that turns fagg0t into bundle of sticks.

The shipping calulator on eBay.

Dead beat bidders. One recent SOB bought everything he could find with a buy it now including one of my auctions. I feel bad for the guys that he did buy it now on for $11,500.00 and never intended to pay for. That faggit needs to have his gonads trampled by a herd of angry wild hogs.

IRS.

My last 2 bosses.

 

Man you cought me on a bad day :evil:

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Friends that come riding with you that don't make sure there bike is goona run first. I get tired of waiting on that kind of shit.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Only once did this happen to me, but it was because I didn't strap my banshee down tight enough. Bounced around enough to whack the floats out.

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sales that go like. . .

 

FMF pipes for sale

 

what do you want for them

 

i duno, make an offer

 

just tell me what your looking to get for them

 

what ever i can

 

i'll give you $50

 

screw that i know i can get more for them

 

how much more?

 

i dont know. . . make a better offer banghead

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top couple things that piss me off

 

people who think they can port there motor because they have a dremal and have seen a couple pictures of ported intakes

 

people who dont warm there bikes up for at least 5 minuts

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Yeah or you get an email that has no subject and says

Hey how much for that stuff you've got

 

Uh, I have alot of stuff. What are you looking for

 

Stuff for my banshee

 

Like what? bearings, Amsoil? where did you hear about me?

 

A guy that talked to you last week about some banshee stuff.

 

OK so what are you looking for?

 

I have an old 3 wheeler that needs some bushings

 

I don't sell bushings. What's broken on it?

 

Well when I try to start it it won't run and if it does run the thingie on the back rattles or something and my friends dad said it needs bushings

 

Do you have the part that is making the noise?

 

No

 

Can you get it?

 

Yeah

 

When?

 

Next summer. The 3 wheeler is at my step dads house and my mom won't be getting her stuff from there until after he moves out and the restraining order is lifted.

 

OK. Well send me an email next summer.

 

Yeah.

 

 

 

Then 3 weeks later I'll get another email with no subject and the same idiot starts out like we just talked yesterday with no copy of any past emails...

 

Hey I talked to that one guy again and he said the stuff he got from you was ok

 

That's good. What was it?

 

Stuff for his 4 wheeler.

 

Great.

 

Hey. How much is some Amsoil.

 

Well the book is 3 inches thick and has hundreds of products. Did you get your 3 wheeler yet?

 

No. My step dad got thrown in jail and the landlord took all his stuff.

 

Too bad :(

 

Anywayz How much is Amsoil.

 

 

Hopefully you can see that this could go on for months and it get's really old FAST!!!

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