PolyKarbon Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 (edited) Cotten Eyed Joe has a marvelous dipstick. When I first witnessed its beauty, I was stunned. I knew I had to have his stick. I PM'ed him about it day and night. I thought about about it every minute. Oh the joys of such a shaft. Long...hard...solid. We would spend hours on end talking about how joyfull it can make you feel to hold that wonderful shaft in your hands, caressing its length....feeling its beauty. Finally, he made one for me, and I just recieved it in the mail today. Words cannot describe the extacy I felt. Cotten Eyed Joe had given me what I yearned for most in this world. My very own shaft....a rod I could feel anytime I wished...a very beautiful dipstick. I will have pics soon, and maybe....just maybe, you could have your very own, custom, polished dipstick. On a serious note guys, Cotten Eyed Joe does some really great work, check him out for quality custom parts. Thanks Joe! Edited June 25, 2004 by PolyKarbon Quote
NYUK Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 doot! you subliminal message is making my gaydar go off! Quote
PolyKarbon Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Posted June 25, 2004 Oh, just so you guys know, I am complety straight and happily married to a FEAMLE. Just thought we could use a little humor. Quote
Meat_Head Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 One of the scariest post i have ever read!!! Quote
BenBB Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 ROFL!! And I thought the title alone was a little...questionable. You a closet romance novelist PolyKarbon? I'll admit to a little billet envy... Quote
DUNEDEMON Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Just thought we could use a little humor I thought it was F'N hillarious! And yes CIJ makes the fines billet parts this place has to offer. Quote
tats4life Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 i have a sudden urge to go puke now, but still pretty damn funny. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 i have a sudden urge to go puke now, but still pretty damn funny. HAHA I was actually starting to sweat as I read it.....then I realized what it was...HAHHAHAHA.... I know a kid that wrote a story about a chess game in high school called "The Night I Took The Queen" and it started out as a chess game and ended up a porn using subtile language and eventually just came out at the end with the traditional porn ending. The teacher told him to "never turn in anything like this shit ever again." Quote
BansheeBrian Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 That was funny...........uh, don't do it again. Happy to hear you're satisfied with Stan's dipstick. Quote
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