vegas banshee Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. chuck norris can slam a revolving door chuck norris played russian rulet with a loaded gun..and won chuck norris dosnt stub his toes..he accedently destroys bedframes and sidewalks u guys got n e good ones on how bad ass chuck norris is haha :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyhighprerunner Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 kind of funny but if you goto google type in "find chuck norris" and click im feeling lucky...then read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas banshee Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 kind of funny but if you goto google type in "find chuck norris" and click im feeling lucky...then read! :ohmy: :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulvafan537240 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 i looked that chuck norris site last night after reading loco's topic of the craigslist ad for the nissan xterra where it sad "If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me". thats pretty funny stuff. my fav is... When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeypuncher Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) kind of funny but if you goto google type in "find chuck norris" and click im feeling lucky...then read! haha, i forgot all about that one. try typing ewmew fudd in google and click im feeling lucky.....read all the words you see. Chuck Norris doesn Edited December 19, 2008 by donkeypuncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brugal Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanYE west Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer... to bad he never cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarineNYC Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. Thats the fucking funniest one I've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan up Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands....now there just called the Islands. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlasterKX Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats roofing shingles for beef jerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down.. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them untill they give up the info.. RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Whose Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98_banshee_newbie Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 lol that funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 I need a vacation.........where do you guys come up with this stuff........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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