Mjv420 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 google chuck norris gets his ask kick u will return no results ahah thats a pretty good one, but Lee owned norris in one of his movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shee23 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 ahah thats a pretty good one, but Lee owned norris in one of his movies. thats cause it was a movie TARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 The world wonders how Chuck Norris is going to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Shee Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 when chuck norris does a push up hes not pushing his body up from the floor, hes pusthing the earth down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWR Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 god has a chuck norris poster on his bedroom wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas banshee Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 did you know red bull is actually chuck norris piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tundish2800 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Chuck norris does not leave messages on your phone He leaves warnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedSheeRida Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 chuck norris can roundhouse kick a $2 bill into 40 nickels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas banshee Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 chuck norris for president!!!! :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastrthnu Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The world wonders how Chuck Norris is going to end. A tornado issued a Chuck Norris Warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajnok Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee(911) Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 thats cause it was a movie TARD to bad lee wasnt alive wed have to c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee(911) Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 to bad lee wasnt alive wed have to c http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1761174/posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4strokekilla1987 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 thought i dig this up from the dead Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels anyone can pee on the floor ,but only chuck norris can shit on the ceiling The victims of Michael Myers run around helpless and scared to death until he finds them and stab them. but Michael Myers is always on the run cause he's terrified of how hard Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him when he finds him. Adobe Flash runs on Chuck Norris' iPhone Chuck Norris can surf the net on his abacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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