Mjv420 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 google chuck norris gets his ask kick u will return no results ahah thats a pretty good one, but Lee owned norris in one of his movies. Quote
shee23 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Posted May 11, 2009 ahah thats a pretty good one, but Lee owned norris in one of his movies. thats cause it was a movie TARD Quote
Keyser Soze Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 The world wonders how Chuck Norris is going to end. Quote
T_Shee Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 when chuck norris does a push up hes not pushing his body up from the floor, hes pusthing the earth down. Quote
AWR Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 god has a chuck norris poster on his bedroom wall Quote
vegas banshee Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Posted May 13, 2009 did you know red bull is actually chuck norris piss? Quote
tundish2800 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Posted May 13, 2009 Chuck norris does not leave messages on your phone He leaves warnings. Quote
TwistedSheeRida Posted May 13, 2009 Report Posted May 13, 2009 chuck norris can roundhouse kick a $2 bill into 40 nickels Quote
vegas banshee Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Posted May 13, 2009 chuck norris for president!!!! :biggrin: Quote
fastrthnu Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus Quote
Keyser Soze Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 The world wonders how Chuck Norris is going to end. A tornado issued a Chuck Norris Warning Quote
Bajnok Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Quote
banshee(911) Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 thats cause it was a movie TARD to bad lee wasnt alive wed have to c Quote
banshee(911) Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 to bad lee wasnt alive wed have to c http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1761174/posts Quote
4strokekilla1987 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Posted May 4, 2010 thought i dig this up from the dead Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels anyone can pee on the floor ,but only chuck norris can shit on the ceiling The victims of Michael Myers run around helpless and scared to death until he finds them and stab them. but Michael Myers is always on the run cause he's terrified of how hard Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him when he finds him. Adobe Flash runs on Chuck Norris' iPhone Chuck Norris can surf the net on his abacus Quote
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