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Cotton eyed Joe

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  1. That one kinda looks like the kind Superman had.
  2. Makes sense. More moving parts increase the chances for failure. Plus with it Tee'd from one solenoid you know both will have the same pressure etc...
  3. Fuck, if you paid $7 each at the dealer for ANYTHING you got a deal.
  4. Can I piss in the bag too? Asparagus/coffee piss HAS to be nasty. I ought to make some "molotov cocktails" (turds, piss, all in a zip lock bag) and throw them fuckers over hand at their dumb kids while I'm at it. god I hate my neighbors.
  5. I'm going to eat a pound of asparagus and drink a gallon of coffee, and then I'm going to go piss down the drivers side window of my neighbors car, and then MAYBE, just maybe, they'll get the hint about their dog shitting in my yard.
  6. There was one time 3 of us lined up to race on some dried lake bed. I let it fly in 2nd, and smacked the grab bar in the dirt. My buddies wife cut in front of me off the start, but then let off the gas. If I would have been a second slower on the brake, I would have brought the front end down on her head. When I launch in 3rd it hits hard, then bogs a little sometimes. Sometimes its enough to get me a decent launch, but then I have to double clutch it a bit to get it to take off again without stalling. Occasionally it will hit hard in 3rd, and spin the wheels enough in the sand that I only have to shift once in the middle, and maybe again towards the end of the run. If I start in 2nd, I feel like I spend all my time shifting, and if I start in 1st I do spend all my time shifting. Also with that gearing I got a top end speed of 63 in sand, on a radar gun. Everyone else that weekend was in the low to mid 70's.
  7. Its been raining and snowing with a lot of wind, and ice going on. This morning, I couldn't even scrape my windshield it was so frozen. I had to let it melt, but my windsheild washers were frozen until about 2 this afternoon. I had to go pick up 3/4 ton of steel castings today, and the place I went had like 2 feet of snow hit in the last 2 days.
  8. That would be my best advice. Don't lose sight of what you want to accomplish, be willing to sacrifice cash for your business that you would normally spend on other shit, spend as much time as you can on your business as well. Also, don't expect to have a business for 3 years and have it thriving. Rarely does that happen. You can make it happen through persistance, and if it isn't immediately successful, don't get discouraged.
  9. Thats what I run, except I still have 20" tires. Which makes it a bitch for drag racing. I can rev and dump in 3rd gear. That might be an indication I'm under geared a bit. BUT I plan on up grading to 22" rears soon, which would bring me back to a nearly stock ratio. Its a wheeling bastard. On pavement with a little body english I can pull the wheels off the ground in 4th. Starting out in first on pavement is kind of a joke really. Shift as quick as you can stab the throttle.
  10. I know if my name came up as a bad seller, I'd be all over it trying to straighten shit out. I think the HQ needs a good/bad seller list, or rating system that goes beside the name like what has been mentioned before. No sense in decent hard working people throwing their money away on some dumbass.
  11. It has mainly to do with the height at which the bread is dropped from. If you had a cabinet 12 feet off the ground, the bread could make a full rotation, but at the standard height of cabinets, around 3 feet, it barely makes a half rotation. Either that or you would need a slice of bread around 4 feet across. At that width, it would have barely even started to rotate by the time it hit the ground. Or, you could simply butter the bottom side instead of the top side, which is what I do.
  12. LOL Chuck Woolery is awesome. You know he probably hooks up with the chicks that don't choose their dates.
  13. My wife HATES dishes... I guess she had to do a lot of them by hand when she was growing up, and a family of 6, thats alot of dishes. So, for the most part I do all the dishes, and to make things worse, we have this fucking 1/2 size dishwasher. Worthless piece of shit. It basically rinses the dishes, then I scrub them as I take them out. She does the laundry though mainly because she has so damned much of it, and neither of us take care of the lawn lol. When we get a newer place we plan on hiring a maid like my older sister and her husband did. Money doesn't make for happiness, but it sure makes things easier.
  14. If you've got the front mounts out, you might want to put a jack under the engine to relieve some of the pressure off that rear mount. If all 70+ lbs of that engine is on those mounts alone it will be difficult at best to get that bolt out. Once you get one side out, it will for sure jamb.
  15. EDIT nevermind I thought it was another company in the same area.
  16. What about Banshee Haiku? My Banshee is fast Single cylinder Honda Is no match for it Four Hundred EX Revving your engine sounds gay Like a huge loud fart C P I drag pipes Belching hot race gas exhaust Your ears are bleeding
  17. LMFAO It works great for word processing, which the computer was originally purchased for. My wife made it through 4 years of college on this hunk of shit. Windoze Task Manager shows me that its buzzing along at 84% CPU capacity with 2 browser windows open. Most of the time I can't even watch MPGs because they get all choppy n shit. I have to watch them on the shops computer.
  18. The computer I'm on now has an Intel Celeron. lol..... I don't think it could handle that much porn. I think anything that shows a nipple causes it to lock up.
  19. What kinda porn would one be looking at to need a CPU radiator? Inquiring minds want to know.
  20. Shit I heard on the radio where they closed I-15 just outside of St. George to Cedar City because of the shitty weather. About 100 miles north of there are a couple of good sized hills, and there are signs that state you have to have tire chains or 4 wheel drive to pass between november and march. All this about 200 miles from Vegas.
  21. If the swingarm bolt comes out its about a 1. If you have a floor jack it makes it easier than jack stands. You can set the height perfectly so the rear wheels are still on the ground, taking pressure off the pivot, but won't allow the bike to fall when you take it off.
  22. The earliest I can stand to go is Memorial and the latest I like to go is Labor Day weekend. Both are crazy weekends, but any earlier or later and it just gets too damned cold for me.
  23. I think I could bust those out for around $10.00. I got a few new things out. Getting ready to start my project bike, and hopefully more products will arise from that.
  24. LMFAO damn straight. She accepts me, and I accept her. We are who we are, with no lies, fronts or bullshit. If I don't like who she is, its my problem and I hit the bricks. Like wise for her. We made it a point early on to be ourselves, unlike a few couples I know that have been far from honest with each other. Later on down the line it usually ends up in court.
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