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Cotton eyed Joe

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  1. Yes please do. That was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.
  2. Make sure the spacer tube is between the 2 bearings also.
  3. I've bought bars that have knurls... Like the others say, what size did you buy? If you got 1 1/8th "fat" bars you'll need an adapter.
  4. It smells like sex in here.
  5. I have a shit load of them in stock. $14.00 shipped if you are interested. They pop right on to a 3/8 drive. Pop it on the end of an extension on your ratchet and your done in a matter of seconds. Shipping takes about 2-3 days to FL.
  6. They gave you the test too eh? Mine went something like this.... Doctor: "Complete this list the best you can. Red Orange Yellow Green Blue BLANK" Me: "Uh....576." Doctor: "Ok....Lets try this one. Name one of the planets in our solar system." Me: "Thats easy. Thursday." Doctor: "Lets try something a little different. What is 3 times 3?" Me: "9." Doctor: "How did you come up with that answer after you answered the other 2 questions like you did?" Me: "That was easy. I just subtracted Thursday from 576."
  7. And when it does remember one thing, and one thing only. Jump the fuck off the bike as quick as you can.
  8. You are one lucky guy. I haven't been there in about 3.5 years. I love it out there, but other things like being buried up to my nut sack in work has kept me from going out there. Might have to round up some buddies and make my way down there some time soon. The 4th is always fun if the wind isn't blowing your tent off the ground and tumbling it through the desert.
  9. He shoots.... HE SCORES!!!
  10. Ask the guy behind the counter "Whats this thing?" and point to the trigger. For "plunking" I'd go with something like a .22 or .25 auto. I love target shooting with a .22 Mostly because it doesn't beat the hell out of me or my wallet. I LOVE shooting my .44 mag though. Its such a rush I start shaking after about 3 rounds. I haven't shot a .50 yet, but my father in law makes conversions for FAL's to turn them into .50 Beowulf cannons. If things every go my way I plan on getting the whole set of DE guns. The .357 mag and the .50 AE. If I could find a .41 that would be super cool because its the "sister" gun to what I have now, and they don't make them anymore. If you have the cash, check out Magnum Researches site, and that all in 1 kit they have. You get the .357 mag, the .44 mag and the .50 all in one gun. You get all the barrels, and the clips, and one frame. Its like Ron Propeil got ahold of one of these things and made it amazing. They also make something called the Baby Eagle. I think its a .40 or a .45 hand gun as apposed to the hand cannons they are famous for.
  11. He pretty much nailed it down. You don't HAVE to lift weights to lose body fat. You need to change what you eat, and how often you eat. Like he said, cut out the sugars and refined foods such as white bread, and eat more whole grain foods, vegetables and drink more water and less carbonated drinks. Personally I drink mostly water and coffee throughout the day, and I stay away from fruit juice, Gatorade, all that shit. Remember though...as you start to deplete your body of carbohydrates you will feel hungry. Carbs are what give you that full feeling. You'll need to be more mentally strong that anything. Somedays I get to the point of binge eating which isn't good. You got to remember that you might feel hungry, but your body doesn't require food right then. Just eat something small, and good for you about every 3-4 hours. Not Taco Bell, not Pizza Hut....something like a small turkey sandwich (make it plain!!!) on wheat bread. Sounds boring, and it is. Its bland as hell, but nothing in this life is free or painless. Get used to feeling like shit, and you'll look better everyday.
  12. LMFAO Oh god that got me rollin.
  13. Got new clutch and waterpump covers, but not a stator cover.
  14. Its huge. Not sure who the tallest is though. I know Choke Cherry is pretty damned tall from the floor of the dunes.
  15. SHIT!! My subscription ran out a few months ago. I'll go pick up the issue. Thanks for the heads up. PM is a cool mag.
  16. Shit, that would be like christmas!
  17. LMFAO I use nearly the same insult. I say "Bad day at the launching pad?" It gets the same point across.
  18. Holy crap. What I would do with a water jet and or a laser table. Thats a good lookin grab bar. Where did you pick it up at?
  19. I've seen a couple of turboed 2 strokes (Banshees etc), but more specifically turboed snowmobiles during the summer grass drags they have here. My welder makes some of the air boxes for them, and apparently the drag sleds here are using Detroit Diesel turbo chargers. Don't know much more than that, mostly because if the info was readily available everyone here would be running a 400hp sled.
  20. Yes it could. Thats why I won't be enclosing my mailing address.
  21. SM Utah is about 600 feet of verticle. I think the top is around 800 but you can't ride to the top. There are trees and rocks n shit up there.
  22. HAHA! MJ is a crazy white woman isn't he.
  23. I was gonna say that too. Jesse is a bike BUILDER, OCC are bike ASSEMBLERS.
  24. I think Jackson followers are morons after what I just saw on the news. Hordes of these idiots chanting Let Him Go out side the court house... Then this woman being interviewed said "I'm surprised they didn't find him guilty on some political reason." WHAT THE FUCK? These are the same people that are allowed to drive, have kids, own guns and vote. Holy shit. Its like, just when I think I've heard the most stupid uninformed thing, someone comes out with something that much dumber.
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