Cotton eyed Joe

Something I ran across online about 3 years ago. not too sure if I should say.... ok.... I didn't make this up I ran across it somewhere. Probably some stupid blog site or something. Anyway, guy sits on the top step of some stairs, and a girl kneels 2 steps down and gives him a hummbler. After he finishes on her chin he kicks her down the stairs. I have no idea where I found it, but the person called it a Mexican War Hero and I have no idea why I find it so f**kin amuzing. Its kinda like Porn/Slapstick humor I guess.

Whats a dragon kick? Is that anything like a Mexican War Hero?

Wierd. I thought Crapo hill was an entirely different dune altogether to the west. Some big f**ken jump dune. At least thats what some tool at the yamaha shop said about 4 years ago. Who knows coming from that place though..... I've always called it Thunder Mountain though. Is Devils Staircase there somewhere? I think its one of those rippley things behind Thunder. Its an awesome climb up that f**kin thing.

I'm pretty sure thats Thunder.

LOL I'd call the cops on myself if I rode a Polaris. This cute but seemingly naive girl at the gym was talking to me and a buddy of mine about snow mobiling since the season is approaching. My buddy kept hounding me to get a sled and go. I told him I hate snow. I haven't liked it since I was 8. He then starts saying "Oh yeah I forgot. You ride an ATV." And we start talking about that. She jumps in the conversation and says 'What kind of atv do you have?" I told her a Banshee, and she f**kin wrinkles her nose...and then says...."You need to get a...ah...a big green polaris. Thats what I ride." If she wasn't so hot I would have laughed my ass off at her right there. I still don't know if she was serious or not, but I kinda think she was.

I read about it over the weekend. Some kid just committing suicide. He didn't take anyone with him. Just blew himself up outside of a foot ball stadium.

I'm sure there is a place that would send a gay porn pizza if you look hard enough.

Isn't OU the school where the kid blew himself up a few days ago?

When you say bachelors degree, do you mean you have a prerequsite of a bachelors in civil engineering or just a bachelors of anything? My wife got her BA from Univeristy of Phoenix. You can take their courses on line I do believe but not 100% on that. It also costs more than a University. Around 7 bills for the class and about 2 bills per class on books. Her BA cost us around $40K, which isn't bad. Her masters is only going to take a year and cost us under $10K.

Yeeesh... Hope you like snow. I have a buddy living up there near the Canadian Boarder. He sent us pictures of a mountain lion thats been roaming around his place. Oh and pictures of the black bears too..... f**k that. I'll take my chances with my drug dealing neighbors. Good post by the way. When people bring up the WMD thing...It makes me think. How many raids (like the ones on my neighbors house) take place where the task force has info that there is heroin coming from that house, they storm the place only to leave empty handed. That doesn't mean that the shit was never there. It just means they didn't find where it got hidden, or who came and got it a day earlier. Give the WMD thing time, and they'll turn up. Its a big desert out there, and the wind wipes the sand clean everyday. I could bury my banshee in any set of dunes, tell someone to find it, and after a good windstorm, no one would ever know where it was.

Are you looking to relocate or just schools in your area? My nephew was about a year from getting his degree when his girlfriend went and got herself knocked up. I think he was getting his degree from Weber State University. Utah State has a decent program too. I have a brother in law getting his mechanical engineering degree there. I'm sure University of Utah has a good program as well. They seem to have the best of everything in the state there. Kinda makes me wish I would have gone. Not really.

HOLLY SHEET MANG! All too familiar with that...The sound of the initial impact when I ate shit was one of the sickest sounds I've ever heard. Good to see you are back online typing n shit. Hopefull your injuries will heal quickly. I had the bruised rib thing too. Had some weird pulled muscle from my low back up into the right side of my neck. I couldn't turn my head to the right or swallow much food.... The only thing laying around that I could send if you need it is one headlight. I got a set of foot pegs too, but you probably don't need those. I got the stock heel guard things in the garage too though. Just thought of that. Get well soon.

Back in Sept of 02 I was riding just east of Egin lake hitting this really good jump with some friends. I went a little further east exploring, and just as I clicked 3rd gear the f**kin ground dissapeared. I nose dived into a crop of lava rock and I hit the sand fortunately. I hit solidly between my chest and stomach, and was into the sand about 5" or so. Not counting the initial impact, I heard my bike hit 3 more times. It landed on its wheels, and started on its first kick, but I was pretty f**ked up for about 4 months. My buddies had to go get a front tire from camp because my left front rim was flattened to the point it wouldn't clear the brake caliper, and the rest of the bike was pretty much trashed expect for the engine and a few other parts. My knees took out the handle bars and my wrists shoulders and ankles were pretty beat up from the impact. My knees were swollen for a few months and I couldn't straighten them, and my thighs were blue and black for a month or so. I had a sand rash from my hips to my neck, and a huge scrape along my back where the bike hit me as it bucked me off. I still have a few problems because of that wreck that I know I'm gonna have to pay for later in life. Just hope they keep making medical break throughs. I don't want to have to get a knee replacement like my ol man is getting in 2 weeks. Now I don't ride between 10am and 2pm. Whiteout conditions where you can't see shadows or read the edges of dunes isn't a good thing.

Exactly what I had to do with my orange banshee. The woman came out and looked at it, then axed me if I could just take the powder coat off. I then told her I had just spent nearly 200 between sand blasting and powdercoating the frame, and that even if I did, the sand blaster could have ruined the VIN anyway. She just gave me a new metal foil tag that I had to rivet onto my frame, then get it reinspected and recorded. On my drag bike I'm just going to tell them that I fabbed it myself.

Shit...brings back the memories of my wreck at St. Anthonys. Hope he's okay, and the ER visit was just preliminary....

And, anytime you have a heated gas, you have higher pressures, which is the opposite effect you want with a drag pipe. You need lower pipe pressures to better facillitate scavenging.

WOW! Thats a surgical precision kinda weld! I bet that weld has %80 to 90% penetration, and no more, or less. I bet its f**kin uniform through out. Looks kinda like the welds on my stainless intakes.

HAHA! Yeah thats the way it goes some times. I've had similar experiences. Some guy shows up in a panic. Needs this part fixed. Some stupid $40 part for a tractor. We do it just to be nice. We tell him we don't take checks, only cash, so when he comes back be sure to come back with $40 CASH! He sends his kid back in an hour (yeah..we did his job right there just to be nice about it) with a f**kin check for $40. We told his kid that we told his dad that we don't take checks, promises or credit cards. That leaves only one thing...cash. The kid says "I'll go get the cash from my dad, and I'll be right back." That was almost 4 years ago. We still have his part sitting on a shelf with his invoice. Think he was gonna pass us a bum check for $40? If I had a part at a shop that I needed in a hurry, I think I would have called them by now. Had someone tell me on the phone that they weren't filing for bankruptcy before too. We had $40,000 in PO's sitting on our desk, and we had been doing all of their work for about 2 years. 2 different people gave us their "word" that they werent filing bankruptcy, like we had heard for a few different people. We deliver the work, 4 days later they call us with some bad news. They were filing for bankruptcy. Yeah...I don't think you wake up one day and say "I think I'm gonna file for chapter 11 today..." Way to run a business eh?

I thought maybe it just didn't load on my computer.... Sounds like a coo idear.

Pay him a visit Nyuk. Beat his ass with an old blaster axle! Make sure the sprocket it still on it too.

HA you had me going for a minute. But seriously, those 3 guys that incite this shit in the US need to get the f**k out. Ooops. I mean get the flower out. What would happen if there was a prominant "white" figure saying "the black man...blah blah blah blah blah blah"?? Or "It was the black man that blew up those levies to flood out any white people living in NO."? Alot of people need to wake the f**k up (sorry ...FLOWER...) and realize that racism isn't a white person saying something about a black person. Racism goes all directions. The leftist radicals and liberals in this country have too much damn power.

I just wasted 15 f**kin minutes trying to find a way to report it to eBay. Am I just blind, or do they hide that kind of shit from people?