Cotton eyed Joe

Someone here posted something about Torchworks radiators, and I didn't realize they are in Canada. Who here has dealt with them? I figured if they were in the states and I got ripped off that I could send my inlaws that work at the Post Office on them, but since its on another planet...er...in another country, is there any consumer protection? If they are a good company to work with then I don't give a shit and I'll send the money tonight. Figured with the bullshit that happens "here" from time to time I'd axe around a bit before I send the $.

Thats awesome to see. When I get around to putting new shocks on my dune bike I'm definitely going with Elkas. I'll have to sell a kidney first, but it would be worth it.

I think my wiener is bigger than that picture...... If you can, put up a bigger one. I'd like to have a decent picture of some ported cages on this computer at the shop.

HA! I can hear the clunking noise now. Clunk....clunk.....clunk....clunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunk...... clunk.....clunk......clunk......

I'd like to rub my dick between those jugs.

I got knocked out, woke up an hour later, went home. HATED it because I couldn't eat anything really. I was about 17, and it was over XMas vacation. It was about 2 weeks before my freakn breath didn't smell like road kill.

Probably about 3, but by then I'd be stuffin her like a Thanksgiving turkey. I'd be bangin her like a set of cymbols in a special ed orchestra.

Yeah. I think the first thing I'd do is take that bitch "around the world" and then go eat a sammich. What was the question?

I don't know if this is true or not.... But I've heard that the stock reed cages can out flow the stock carbs, so porting the cages doesn't matter until you get bigger carbs. Anyone else heard this or have I just been hanging out with morons?

I would think that first trying to sit down to take a shit was a real bitch as well. I wonder if wearing a helmet and proper clothes seems like a better idea now.....

LMFAO Jesus Christ.... Anyhoo...from what I've heard, and remember from the Roostfest site, which on my laptop that took a dump I saved the pictures......, you kind of smooth out the cages, and remove material NEAR the reed tips, but leave about 1/32". Don't hog it out so the reed petals won't seal. You got to have something there for them to close against. I think the little cross bar in the middle of the cage was cleaned up a bit too.

Put it in a shoe box with a small hole in it. Tape up the red light with black electrical tape.

Did you get pictures of that? What about "The Angry Dragon" "Wobbly H" "Hot Karl" or even a "Hot Karla"....get around to those? $58 for breakfast? I think that place is more expensive than San Diego was when me and my ol lady went a few years back. I think we only paid $35 for breakfast. It wasn't a buffet though. She went to Niagra Falls the year before with her sister. She said it was nice. She came home with a bunch of funny looking coin slug things that we can't use anywhere.

Like Loco says. I've had to fab my own frame, which is really fun to do, but I had to invest quite a bit just to get to the point of bending. If you happen to not do a project and end up selling your engine, lemme know. Always looking for another one.

I've been told this joke 3 times at the shop in a week and received it in an email 2 times in the last 2 days, and I still laugh my guts out everytime I hear it.

HAHA!!! lol@stubble rubbers

holyshit. First time/last time I rode a banshee with a twist throttle I was a wheeling mother flower.

Put a wrench on the flats on your tie rods after you loosen the nuts on the ends, and rotate it.

I've heard good things about Jim, Jeff, Dan, Andy, etc, but stay away from Trinity.

Yikes! Is this the lime green and grey bike?

In my state I have to take the quad to the DMV, get one of the fsuckin dipshits behind the counter to come out to my truck to inspect it for a VIN#. Then they ask if I could "just remove the powdercoat" and then I have to explain to them that I spent $150 on the powder, $50 to sand blast it prior to powder, and to remove it I'd have to have it burned off with a torch and re sand blasted which would set me back another $130 or so. After that they go back inside, issue me a vin tag, then I have to rivet it to the frame and go back for another VIN inspection. Also in my state, they were going to hit me $75 to register my bike with a new frame because it was from a 2000, so the value follows that. Then I mentioned I bought it on line, and the fee dropped to $5.00 Yeah...five fsuckin dollars because I bought it online.