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Animalman294

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  1. How much do those programs run?
  2. Man, I've been rebuilding car and truck motors for years, but damn I feel old now................. :yelrotflmao:
  3. Yeah, those NOSS heads are sweet and with the added FAST logo it just makes them that much better because both companies are great to work with..............
  4. A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"
  5. Yeah, with one payment even if that were true doesn't sound right. Usually you need to miss like three or more payments...............
  6. Holy crap.................... :: That doesn't just apply to shee's either....
  7. Boy, she's just adding more and more evidence to Kfed's custody case ain't she. What a dumb ass................
  8. Looks like there all hangin' upside down.................
  9. Well, thanks NYUK I feel better now................... :yelrotflmao: 37 here, and my pops is 58 and he loves his shee. I can't wait to get my cub put back together (building shelves in my garage right now) and let him try that one out................ :thumbsup:
  10. Well that explains the squiggly "F"................... :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:
  11. Yeah, if I had the money I would sell my T-5's and get CPI's or even Shearer's............... :thumbsup:
  12. Man, that sucks........... Sounds like you may be allergic to something in it................. ::
  13. Hey, those are all pretty good............ Keep 'em comin' :yelrotflmao:
  14. That thing looks really kinda hokie. It doesn't have any way to break the bead............. My dad made one that works really well, because we've changed a lot of tires on it and it did an excellent job....................................... :thumbsup:
  15. I wouldn't trust it unless the money clears and the bank can verify it.............. :thumbsup:
  16. Yeah, the lockout's are great to have on a modded shee. I mean I wouldn't put one on a stock bike, but if yours starts slipping and you think that you ride like you will continue to ride then get one. Because if you have to buy clutch packs every other season, then they will pay for themselves over time.......... :thumbsup:
  17. Yeah, you don't need the red that has to be taken off with high heat............. The blue would be a good idea though............. :thumbsup:
  18. I would go with the NOSS head they improve colant flow and as stated above they allow smaller domes for more compression. Plus Dave is a sponsor for the site and he is good people, so PM him on here he goes by dlnoss. The clutches that Jeff sell are great products and hold really well. I think Loco used one for a whole season of hill climbing and never had any problems with it. So contact Jeff at FAST............... :thumbsup:
  19. There was a few threads in the past that talked about this, but I am not sure where that went. If Lee approved a shirt and a flag I would get one................... :thumbsup:
  20. That sounds like a good plan............................ :thumbsup:
  21. Yeah, the cost of living is definately lower up there, but you need to watch those property taxes. From what I hear they are killer, compared to even here.................
  22. You should check the grounding wire................ :thumbsup:
  23. Ok, that'll be enough of that talk................... :yelrotflmao: I wish I could move, but uprooting the whole fam just isn't an option at this time...............
  24. You already got it you may as well use it................. :thumbsup:
  25. Damn that turned out really good................... :thumbsup:
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