The Rebel

I always liked that list. It gets funnier every time I read it.

I like everyone here...most of the time. lol Thanks Lee for a great place to hang out.

The Dentist A couple in Kansas meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go back to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt, then he immediately washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, " You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands after each move you make ." One thing led to another and they end up making love. After one session, the girl says, "You're a very good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I am a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" She looks up at him with a sarcastic look and says, "Cause I didn't feel a thing!"

not nearly as much as you..... sup sredish? long time no hear rebel

Just what I've been saying all along. Good column SHEE-MALE

Spelunker...I do my best work in the dark

Happy Birthday dg...

I try.... yes, I try

no Rebel ????? yes she does, high protein diet , she likes the tube steak best ...........

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing*the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

...ughhh, I don't know Kayleigh, maybe they were Brunettes or Redheads just posing as Blondes.... You wouldn't happen to be Blonde would you Kayleigh ? Let's see a pic ...

good ones, bought time

Women Want Me Fish Fear Me

L O T ZEP, right on man. Welcome to the real world.

yeah, should be stamped in the rim of the dome.

Happy New Year to all my buds at the HQ!! SHEe, throw a few back for me, then throw a few more for me :

Right on Rat. My '92 hauls balls and you wouldn't know the difference in years unless I told you. Good advice, unless you plan on putting it in moth balls(sic) and only pulling it out when you see a Canadian goose fly by at night with a neon sign " heading south , for fucking ever" hung on it's ass!!

Man, I don't know Proquad. They may have been from KS, or MO. Where ever they teach em to "crap in the carburetor".

WHERE ELSE Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther way..........Florida or the moon ? The other Blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! can you see Florida.......?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.! "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs , and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs."

WTF? STFU 04 !!

sorry dg

them boys are all over the Heiny......