The Rebel

Chill out man, nobody killin' parents, it's just a joke. And it was told to me by a black friend, just thought I'd share.

Come on bigwill, I know your still laughing. Nothing lame about that one. Wasn't meant to be strong brotha, just light humor.

Don't worry peeps not trying to get your panties in a wad. A dark skinned brother at work turned me on to this classic. I rolled for an hour behind this one. Enjoy..... Little Johnny and his black buddy played everyday after school, they had gotten pretty tight. Every day little Johnny's dad would come get him to go to the Klan meeting. Well his bud was getting pretty upset that he had to lose his freind an hour before he had to go home every day, so he asked little Johnny if he really had to go to the meetings every day. Well yeah, it's a tradition, he said. Why don't you just go to the meetings with me, Johnny asked. His bud said , "I'd be a fool to do that man, you know blacks don't go to no Klan meetin' ". Johnny said, " Man don't worry, you'll be covered in a white sheet, nobody will ever know, 'cept me." so he had him convinced that that was the thing to do and he went with him the next nite. Well the little fella went to the meeting and he came home about 30 minutes late. His mama asked him where the hell he'd been. Being an honest boy he told her that he went to a Klan meeting with his buddy, little Johhny. "You did what?", his mama shouted. Well, all hell broke loose. She and his dad wore his ass out for the rest of the nite. Put a hell of a whoopin' on him, one he never seen the likes of afore. The next day him and little Johnny are back outside playing and it comes time for the Klan meetin', little Johnny asks his bud if he is gonna go to the meeting with him again. He looks at little Johnny and says, " Hell nah man, I only been to one of them meetin's and so far I already got two niggas I want to kill, I ain't goin' to no mo' .

Ight den, you speiled" bene" rong. It should reed, "The lightbulb has bin changed". Whar the hell did yuo go to scool?

Right on. You can go 18" if you want to. Mr. Blasty is cool. Rebel

Much better than a rifle. Rifles are for keeping the enemy at a distance, 300m is a good distance. IMHO

word... sorry I missed ya'lls Bday. hope it was great

LHB BW Tickets suck, glad they were cool to youse all.

It would have to be the butthole stock , single stack( Commifornia) version I reckon. What about the Mini 14? You couldn't build an AK for what a mini 14 cost. Not a milled reciever AK anyway. A stamped reciever is cheap and so are the kits. The kits are under a c note and the recievers are less than $60.00. Then you pay for an FFL dealer to do the transfer. Then you need 5 -7 US made parts to replace the ones in the kit. That could be the fire control group, the gas piston, the furniture, the barrel, the bolt and carrier(not likely), floorplates or followers in the mags, etc... Then you might not even be able to own one that accepts double stack mags( liberal ass left wing commies suck) .I know you will have to have a butthole stock on it to take away the EVIL pistol grip. Then you would need tht tools to build it with unless you have a conection on that. Headspace gauges are a minimum . The rest is pretty archaic, just look at an Egyptian Maddi. Those things are built with a hammer and chisel, but still are some of the best shooting( not saying accuracy wise) weapons around. I can tell you want one bad. Hope you are able to get one and take the responsibilty to own one and shoot prolific with it. You never know when you'll need it. I like that nice scattergun of rebelbanshee's

What 2nd amendment? Word on the MJ and OJ comment

Why, to accessorize the shee, of course. The Rebel's new sig. : " '92 Shee. 2 full auto AKs with 100 rd drums forward mounted for MX use. One AR converted to Beowulf .50 center mounted ( handlebar mount) for those long desert straights when at Baja. 406 cc's. Bored and stroked, ported and polished. Yeah, polished, with 100% cotton, picked by yo mamma." Man, I would think twice about building that AK kit. You would end up with a lot of dough tied up in it and the reciever, plus all the US parts that you have to have to complete it. Just buy a Romanian AK and be done with it. Or a nice Mini 14. Anyway, rock on, at least you have the guts to get a peice of freedom while you can. rebelbanshee , what is the 2nd amendment?

Hah, that ought to go over well. Let me know how that comes out dg. Hehe

I think you mean Commi has now outlawed...... Always fear the ones that fear your guns..

Two men were driving through Mississippi when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Mississippi, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Mississippi, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license; he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What the f*** did you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making sure your wish comes true," replied the Trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you were gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"

that thar's funny

Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells her parents she thinks she is expecting. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did you like 'dis? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "'Den you try agin!"

Yup, gun safe is the best investment you can make. Get a big one. You'll need it.

A couple of Bubba and Earl jokes: One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir, " said Earl, "We're on the patch." Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

Right on Sandstar. Glock 23? I like em all dude. You did good. .40 S&W is my first choice. Rebel

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons." Have a nice day..... DOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetshee4312 you went and did it again, didn't you? Right on...

I'll take the Pro Design shifter. You have PM. Rebel