The Rebel

that's bad

I ain't the one.

If that's your wife in your sig, I can see why you got a frikkin' 79.7 .

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Oh, I thought the Illuminati was that eyeball on the back of the dollar bill that is watching us........... Man was I wrong.

I didn't read this whole thread,someone might have already said all of this, has anybody seen this yet? Free Mason: ..the Free Masons or Ancient Masons, generally conceded primacy among fraternal orders, is disseminated over the civilized world. It has no central authority. Freemasonary is cosmopolitan and democratic, bearing upon it's rolls the names of the nobility, statesmen, scholars, and others of high rank but a much larger # of the middle class. It admits men of all nationalities,religion, creed and political persuasion, the qualifications for membership being few, such as a belief in God as the Great Architect of the Universe, good moral character, a fair degree of intelligence, and absence of maim or defect in body which would prevent the candidate from performing his duties as a Mason. The teachings of the craft are few and simple by looking at the symbolism of the working tools, plumb,square, level, and compass. Illuminati: A name taken by or given to various groups claiming to possess inner light. In Hebrews 6:4 Christians are described as those who have been "enlightened". The fundamental idea is that a life of purity and devotion will lead to enlightenment superior to that ordinarilly accquired through the senses or the reason. Extravagant claims were made for the movement--it was to replace Christianity with a religion of pure reason, dethrone tyrants, and establish justice. The founder was a man of ambition and lust for power. The movement was suppressed in 1785. An attempt to revive it was begun in the latter part of the 19th century by Leopold Engel, with a journal, Das Wort (1880 ff). 04, what you smokin'? God is here for all of us that accept Jesus as our savior. Chill out fella, show us you have faith and let God take care of his flock as he alone will do. We are here to do His will. Not to try to change the world by passing judgement on others. Peace be with you and all on earth.

Just some of the guys I have bought from or sold to, there's more, just don't remember all of them. I have only had a couple of bad deals from the HQ. But that happens anywhere you go. sheerider4life and UPS aren't worth dealing with.

Right on. Jim, sounds like we have a lot in common.

Andy Rooney on Monica. >Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. >It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White >House on >her hands and knees. > >2. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians. >Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." > >3. Andy Rooney on Prisoners. >Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house >each >prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few >prisoners >into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the >windows. I >don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think >they >should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate >electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the >chair >that's hooked up to the generator. > >4. Andy Rooney on Fabric Softeners. >My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. >Then I >noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their >breath, >"Married!" and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark >their >territory. We can take off the ring. But, it's hard to get that >April Fresh >scent out of your clothes. > >5. Andy Rooney on morning differences. >Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused >in the >morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the >women >are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" >It's >because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic >nerve. > >6.Andy Rooney on cripes >My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. >They use >words like 'Cripes' 'For Cripes sake.' Who would that be; Jesus >Cripes? The >son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'? I'm not making fun of >it. You >think I wanna burn in 'Heck'? > >7. Rooney on Grandma >My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car >that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your >grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes >you >wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday. > >8. Rooney on answering machines. >Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone's >answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it >right now. >I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: "Share the love." >BEEP >"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being >positive, >your test results are back. Stop sharing the love.." >

As we age, our priorities change ..... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed in very sexy lingerie and holding a couple of short velvet ropes."Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went fishing.

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed! confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree, but neither was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

What he said

Gnarlys work good in the woods, just don't have as much over rev as Fatties, won't pull as strong on top. For 2 Gs you got a steal. Looks good to me, enjoy Rebel

Hah, you never heard the old saying, " If the mule ain't fartin' or shitting, it ain't working."

We call that "hand grabbing" . We usually put out large PVC pipes in shallows. Some people fish hollow logs and such. I've seen some real monsters taken this way. Does that picture look bogus or is it just me? Not knocking your story Loco, but something just doesn't look kosher about that picture.

Ooooops ! ! ! A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you look" and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the hell is the world coming to, here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! Then he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties I wwent to when I was in college, perhaps I DID father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" No!" she said with a horrified look on her face, "I'm your son's second-grade teacher!"

Bwaaaaahhhhaaahhhaaaahahahahahaaaaaa...you know, I was thinking somebody needs to pass out the tampons on this thread. This is fooking rediculous. Or would that be redickless? Now that thar's funny, I don't care who yar.

Now that's a hoot... btw, nice sig

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That's what I'm talking about, staying on top of your game. I always had trouble with that one.

hah, I can't believe the little fuck has the balls to post here anymore. Nobody has thumped this chump yet? Hey "Joey", I think you have gone and done it this time. He tried to screw me once too, but he finally came through after 4 weeks of waiting.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee." The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out..

The Glocks are hard to beat, they are a no nonsense pistol. I have never had one of mine malfunction, and I send a lot of rounds downrange. My personal favorite is my 23, that's in .40 S&W. I also have a 27, also in .40 S&W, for personal carry. I love that little pistol. It packs a hell of a punch, holds 10 rds. with the mag extension, very controllable and conceals nicely. I have a Glock 32 in .357 Sig. That's a hot round, but I am more partial to the .40 S&W. The 17 is cool, but I just don't have a lot of faith in 9mm. But since you just want to plink at the range, a .22 cal. Ruger Mark II would be a nice pistol. Browning makes a super nice .22 cal. pistol called the Buckmark, you can't go wrong with either of those. Neither of them would make good carry pistols if you decide to get a carry permit. I would go with the Glock 27 for a carry pistol.

WHAT THE FUCK? These are the same people that are allowed to drive, have kids, own guns and vote. Holy shit. Yup, you win the prize Cej. These are the very people that walk around in that state of mentality and don't see anything wrong with a 40 + year old freak playing with little boys pee pees. And to think we fight for their freedom every day. Now that's scary.

stupid should be a criminal offense. 381314[/snapback] this from justastupidgirl....lol. hey Brooke