The Rebel

that's right, it's all worthwhile when they look like loco's assatar though....

too much X

good ones, I posted the oops joke in July, funny sh*t

dat's right

what he said

right on 98. Hi and welcome courville69, we met in another thread .

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention... A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name." Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba".

I feel for you bro, I hope you get to hang on to your weapons. I hear the man is confiscating all non law enforcement personal weaponary in N.O.. I say that is a big mistake. Good luck.

right where they were, is more like it. Hell, I ain't talking no mexico here, I'm talking a whole lot further south than that, like, send em on home, homie.

Watch your mouth sucka, early Top rocks Led Zeppelin Judas Preist Thin Lizzy Metallica Iron Maiden Pantera Pearl Jam Nirvana Soundgarten Dio Black Sabbath AC/DC Molly Hatchet Lynerd Skynerd Van Halen that's all old scool, but it still works, more into blues, real guitar players SRV ZZ Top Led Zeppelin Clapton Allman Brothers JJ Cale BB King Hubert Sumlin Muddy Waters John Lee Hooker Jimmy Vaughn Boz Scaggs Buddy Guy Albert Collins David Allen Coe Jimi Hendrix Robert Cray John Mayer Robert Johnson there's plenty more.... You can add The Police to your list tho..lol

hehe, I thought it was a hoot

tell us how it went, details dude

HELL NO you don't buster, put em on those luxurious cruise ships and point em south. Hasta La f&&ckin' Vista sucka

good article gimmeabeer. that is what I have been saying all along. gov. been handing these people there checks and stamps(chunk of cheese) for at least 40 years. They are doing exactly what they were bred to do. can't blame them, this is there life. What needs to be asked of government whitey is "WHY THE F**K ARE YOU DOING THIS ?" If you can't get on your feet after 40 years, you might not fit into this equation any longer. Yet whitey keeps building "hatcheries" all over the place, just adding to the situation. Where else can you be rewarded for more and more offspring that you can't possibly take care of. Living in "AMERICA", as James Brown would say. Now they won't get on the cruise ships they been hollering about that were comissioned for the "rescue". I personally think they should be MANDITORY LOADED on them and set on a course very far south. Get a real taste of home.

exactly....(luaghed) I C y'all go to the same school

OUCH!!!!! that hurts PyRo_SaCh

that looks nice rat. big airrrr on that tower.

right on Zep, wondered where you went

That's not good.

A pompous minister was seated next to a redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than to let liquor touch these lips." The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we got a choice."

sweetshee, did you type all that by yourself? you must a quit skipping class.lol The only part I like is ," so she turned..." You might just make it dude. satain??????? wtf?

The claw hammer is for CQB. Or would that be what the ugly woman is for?

hey all, I knew this thread would be on here when I got back. I have been caught in the storm and have survived. Nothing serious, no power, and gas is a bitch to find. Trees on top of the house, and I am 180 miles from the coast. Just scored a generator from my bud at the lake, right on!!. Thought I'd pop in and see what you all had to say. I see everyone of you that commented on this topic have never been in a hurricane before. How does a 12 hour continuous freakin' storm grab your ass? It ain't perty, believe me baby. This sombicth had some BALLS!!! We been through plenty of 80 mile winds before now and never had a tree to fall, but this one took out two big oaks and laid em on my roof. No damage, just a hassle, a few shingles. I live in the woods with 100ft tall trees surrounding my house. I got lucky. Power might be back on in 10-14 days. Damn gas prices went out the freakin roof. I haven't even thought about getting in one of those gas lines. I got all my shit before it hit and I think I can hang till it is cooled off around here. Nationwise, I don't believe the balls of the feaking guvment to think nobody will stand up against these ridiculous gas prices. We don't have a choice down here right now. I'm just gonna chill with my ole friend Jack, and I invite anyone to do the same. Looters. Hah. What the hell y'all worried about. You haven't ever lived with these leaches. What the hell you got to say about it? We didn't ask for this shart. Your guvment thought it would be a good idea to give em every f%&king thing they needed to live. They have had their hand out too long for the chunk of cheese and they don't know how to live for themselves. What is wild about all of this is that 90% of my co workers say the same thing y'all do: kill em all. That's crazy talk. There ain't nothing down there that is worth a damn. If they need food so be it, i hope it's not tainted. They can't use anything they loot, it is just bred in to them to do what they do. there isn't anything that we can do that will come close to what God will do when the time comes. Just pray for us all. And remember, the Rebel loves ya, whether ya know it or not.