The Rebel

Now , that's what I'm talking about . You teasing or pleasing ? :baseball_original:

Nah, just like to bristle you up's all. The hotter the better.... :wink: and I ain't a old man you little cunt.. Cracker , not standing up for innybody that can do it for himself . Git yer head outcher arse son , I ain't been stoned since high school , but I still like it . rebel

.95 mil buys a lot of latex . Just think what 25 cents woulda done for ole dad 46 years ago... :baseball_original:

Pot ? I like pot. Somebody mention pot ? Annnhh..f*&k it. Brooke , you jealous hussy , heheheh , leave Uncle Cracker alone would you b!+(h . Mans got his priorities in order , dinner on the beach with his lady . That's what I'm talkin' about . Can't stand it with all the sand in the slit and all , can youse ? Bwaaaaaahhhhhwhahahahaha :laugh:

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yeah they do.. and good too

SHEe, where ya been , I missed you the last time you knocked at my door......... :biggrin:

Damn BW, we're 'bout the same age dude. Don't go getting all old on us and shit . Makes me feel like being careful and all that . Best regards to you and yours bigwill , prayers going out to y'all for the duration . Rebel

Yeah, the old format rocked. Lee , you're a ball fan I take it . :baseball_bat:

Am I crazy or what ? I liked tha old format better. What the fuck happened to the chat room ?? What's up????????????????????

Beans , beans , good for your heart....... That's always been a good one

I know someone that would have those in a Wok faster than that cat could lick her ass....

Yup

You're complaining about the white mans gas prices and the illegals babies, but you are supporting the Japs taking over the world's automotive industry.

Sugar Daddy A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the Bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold!

Nah, she quit talking to me a long time ago....

Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation. Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called." Doh!!!

bigwill, you hit it too long

Yeah, you got to know where every danger is while riding a street bike. I can't count the # of potential disasters I have ridden out of when I rode on a regular basis. People just don't want to do right... Rebel

Oh yeah, gas went down .04 yesterday. I bought a breakfast burrito and an Otis Spunkmier muffin for breakfast this morning, I been getting hungry lately, skipping breakfast and all.

Gotta drive it like you got all day to get there, and I love to do that. Longer jam sessions . 2.3 + 5speed + cold air + 65mph or less = 27.5 Which is average. 7 months ago when gas was scarce around here I had 3 tankfuls that I knocked 30 mpg in the head. Felt like i was driving in an ice storm, hehe, but the jams were good for the head. No worries , I like cruising. You must be in sales driving 1000 mls. a week. That would be a blast to get paid for all those miles. I'd burn up CD players like cheap 13 inch TVs. What do you do in the oil bidness PTT? Rebel

Smartest move yet, next to Chase's new bong . Hell, it's a toss up, now where's Brooke , I got some Jack Daniel's that needs licking up....