HAHA Crazy in Air Force basic training. Now thats funny. Went thru it about 6 years ago now, and have to say, it was pretty easy. If you can make a bed, fold clothes, and read you are good to go! Granted the emphasis is not on shooting and killing people in the Air Force, so there is not much of the weapon training like you would find in the army. All in all, it was a cake walk!
As for you, Join the Air Force! Just dont be Security Forces, or Services! Im in Aircraft Maintainence myself, and its a pretty decent job.