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ellison445

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  1. That was a official Old school Mike Tyson knock out blow
  2. claiming the tripple rates, pics please
  3. Im running 20hp!!! I got a Fat bitch that I strap to the front when I drag race, I call her nitrous. Just launch a Burger in the direction you are drag racing and thats another 90hp easy Did I mention She ports and Polishes too
  4. A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine."House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. 5. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 6. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 7. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 8. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), The men won!!!!
  5. Im down, Give me a zipcode so I can see how far of a drive it is
  6. Good call I get all my tires from there, never had a problem and shipping is fast!
  7. ON the rear wheels all day!!!!
  8. Damn, WTF...Everything alright bro??..Never thought I would see the day you was selling her
  9. Out standing,Thanks again john on the wheels. Two Straight up guys, Will always do business with!
  10. Pic of the pipes and your elevation would be great
  11. A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
  12. Thats a clean bike bro, Good luck selling
  13. Sorry Bro Here you go!
  14. I got some t-5s for 325 shipped.
  15. Congrats bro, good to hear all is well! P.S thank god you said a future banshee rider and not a 400ex rider
  16. email the pics to me [email protected] I will host them for you
  17. Damn, Has this become a comp LOL
  18. I got a set off an 04 brand new, never been used.. 50 shipped!
  19. yamalube 2R 32:1
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