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ellison445

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  1. Ryan , You sound like you might know what your doing
  2. Word, My dogs will trash the bike before trying to ride it!
  3. Beer vs. Vagina 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out,even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager,etc. One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
  4. Its so so, I would ask him whats that bike geared at to hit over 100mph. Aslo ask him what the comp on each cylinder.
  5. I got a set off an 02 for 75 shipped...
  6. I had the same problem installing my cross drilled rotors. Get yourself a propane torch and a couple of 3-4 inch carrage bolts and nuts. Put the carrage bolts in from the back of the rotor( the holes were the caliper mounts) put on nut on back and screw the carrage bolt until it gets tight, hit the middle of the rotor with the torch and they should pop right off..If not continue to tighten the carrage bolts..Good luck, PM me if you have any trouble!!
  7. Who makes these rickets you speak of!!!!
  8. Gotta get out and race him!!!!! 90% rider 10% bike, Make sure you remember that!
  9. Look at the bright side, You didnt like your banshee so you traded it for the 400ex!! Now you dont have to worry about seeing your banshee or any other banshee's again, because your ass will always be so far back you wont see anything!!!
  10. Haha, you was waiting for that tusk Gas cap too Cant beat that, there prices are very good!!
  11. Maybe one of his plugs got lose and caused a air leak which fried the motor!
  12. Those reeds are not stock!!!
  13. You should always have a dremel handy, they will save your life at times
  14. Get a dremel and Cut a slash into the bolt. Use a screw driver from there to get it off!!!
  15. LMFAO That was some funny shit!!!!
  16. I got a hopped up Tmaxx for sale!!! Pm me if your interested!!
  17. My boy gave me a set of carbs, figure I would use them for the wifes bike. Anything should be better than stock, I have no fucking clue what size carbs they are. Any help from you guys would be great
  18. Happy Birthday john, we all chipped in and got the girl from ~~banshee~~ avatar to jump out a cake for you. I will ship her to my house first to let her get a few pratice runs
  19. Word, Dont forget Pushthethrottle's old ass!! Happy birthday fellas!!
  20. Dont put them on Just kidding, your jetting is what will take care of that.
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