A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus, she noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately got up and moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came to court. The judge asked the man, (about 20) what he had to say
for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor it was like this. When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will Reduce
the Swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident( AKA Mudcool)...." I just lost it"