Blue Duece

shit Brooke it was 85 hear today...........I think with me and my wife either one of us could leave at anytime, shed be set cause I make a good living....... and as fucked as it sounds money does buy love and I could easily get a chic to move in and drop her drawes in exchange for me supporting her, that alone could be what keeps us together after all these years, i think for a guy its hard as you get older, you ever notice when a guy see's your golden little ass he comes on to you, maybe you get hit on 5-10 times a day, that kinda means you have options, you know at anytime you could take a guy up on his offer and go out with him, most guys dont have that happen to them, but when they have A: cash, B; fame. C: power, women latch on to them, and that's a funny feeling for a guy to have, guys call women with options bitches and a guy with options is a asshole, most guys that are lucky to be getting laid are pussie whipped and guys that can get laid easy are assholes, allot of women are attracted to the latter of the two, you certainly don't want a geek dude that you know no other girl wants maybe my wife knows I could grab a foxy little girl half her age so she works out instead of gaining weight, grows her hair long instead of cutting it short, stays the sensual sexy, sensuous girl I asked to marry me, maybe she's with me cause when we get naked we screw for 3 hours before she even see's any dick, ive laid awake nights thinking of ways to f**k her, that way if some schmuck with a paper route ever does get in her pants he wont be the sensual passionate piece of ass I am

i just now caught that........ i almost pissed myself i laughed so hard

Stan you and Push should get together and work on that idea

its hard brooke cause that little lame 20 something chic, is clean as a whistle, you could spend hours eating the little shit like a ice cream cone, just constantly hitting her, but when reality sets in someone has to get my kids off to school, feed my dog.........if I dumped the wife and up graded to the 05 version.......would the new wife adore my 2 heathens, I doubt it, (my little girl would kick her ass day one) my son would ignore her and call me, telling me to get this bitch out of his house, even my dog would steer clear of some strange bitch in his house, I really don't think I could find a cooler chic than the one im married to....but she aint 20...........I know the first couple years we were married I spent teaching her how to suck a dick, and on Saturday I can drink coffee till 9am, beer till noon, eat the lunch she made me, then go riding, come home around 3pm, nap till six and wake up to her rubbing my back, if my wife wasn't such a doll id be hitting everything I could afford and anything that would hold still long enough, its kinda of a curse when your loyal to something or someone, I know guys that have went from making 50 g's a year to 2.5 mill a year and they just dump the wife and family and upgrade to the young hottie, I don't see how some of these guys can face there kids in that situation, but if you're a selfish bastard, you just look at it like this: you are tapping a 22 year old smoking hot brunette and your 50...................P.S. Arnt you coming out to California soon?

if you take a blonde and stand her on her head and spread her legs you got a brunette with bad breath.......

i think if you just go to your local goverment and have them pave your trails and build nice turnouts, youd be fine, no need to shorten your swingarm

damm brooke as much as id like to be hittin these little babes i see every day, i mean i look at my skivies i throw in the laundry and theres a big shit smear in them .........my ol ladie cleans those bastards and dont say a word.....then wakes me up dick first every morning, gets my two little prick kids off to school ( my little boy is just like me, just a little asshole) there is something to be said for the chic that can hold down the fort, ive only met one girl in 25 years that can put up with my bullshit and im married to her....although im a round 20+ year old hotties every day, it really just drives me f**kin nuts, over the years ive tapped a few but have to dump them , cause my kids sure dont need a new mom.....i really need to talk some sense into my dick

damm i cant even imagine ..............mine comes off an idle and barks, no clutching just tweak the gas and its gone.........

ill tell ya if youve got a station wagon it makes a great trail bike, the longer the better

if i was you mike id be down at the bar looking for some strange ass to tapp.......man what i wouldnt give to be single

NO dude a 13/41 is a sand bike .....a 15/41 is MX, Trails bike, you just have to have the balls to hang on when it starts going fast

have you tried a 15/41 yet, youll really smoke your pal, you will have more acceleration and the gears will pull/strecth longer, it will be a hell of a lot harder to hold on too though........

The Voice of Reason, Simply Stated, Right On Point..........two thumbs up for Push....

Lets not forget Passion Engines................mines got a but load of nuts right off idle

Thank You Stan, Thank You Push ...Lee hooked me up and got my shit to work again.............

see now thats why on day one you f**k her in the ass and pull her hair while your doing it........shed so be so f**king in touch with her needs your, phone would be ringing of the hook

man ill say, the harder you work the more dick uncle sam pumps into you, i dont think you could reform the goverment, its like trying to polish a turd, at best all we will ever have is a shiny turd?...............

Well evidently the trails this guy is riding, are paved and have turn outs where a tractor trailer can bust a u turn

long swinger in the sand for lots of HP............. i just took my +6 sand banshee for a trail ride, you gotta be kidding, i was rolling over whoops like a boat on the high seas every time i would pinn it over a obsticle my ass end would jump off the ground and id damm near fly over the bars, then i had to get off and grab my front end and swing it around, just to turn around......but my - 2 hooks and i can get lift when i gas it, you might want to let me know what your definition of a trail is........

davids advise is right on check,...... some guys leave a plug in, some guys pull both as far as the wire..do have the kill switch and key OFF or pull the plug cap since your going to check both jugs if the cheap tester says the same for both sides that says your OK, now document what it says and check once in a while for lower psi and drastic differences between jugs and that will tell you when to rebuild, good luck, glad to hear its flying.......

i swear im so tempted to tell uncle sam to jump in a lake..why not just help the people that need it myself, with my tax money, you can still write it off your taxes in full, and tuck away something because if i just put some cash in the bank for my retirement the goverment will take half or more of that, then everthing i buy with my remaining 40% ill pay tax again, i mean dont get me wrong im not against paying my share if i added up in tax what ive paid since i started my biz in 1982 id probally shoot myself i really dont even want to know it has to be somewhere around 30 million dollars, and thats what i get for working my ass to the goddamm bone, missing half the shit my small kids have done as they grow up while im working 16 hours a day, but if i made 10 bucks an hour id be getting my ass stretched just as bad as we all are, and we get ALL presidents that just shell out our tax money like it was freakin candy...........

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well brooke if you do make it out to cali hit me up.....ill show ya how to play two ball.............

right on Meat .......nice to see you posting again, your a wealth of info, and that shits priceless when your bikes fucked up, people have payed hundreds of dollars to dealers to learn the shit you can tell them in a paragragh....nice to see you back, fuck everyone......... and hang around

maybe my little girl will loan ya her "Floatie" Stan