Titan up Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 I apologize if some find this offensive. Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways. Quote
sheerider1026 Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 thats the funniest shit i have heard in a while.. so fucking funny lmao. Quote
shanYE west Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 lol "can't wear their helmets sideways" priceless.. lol Quote
shanYE west Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 lol "can't wear their helmets sideways" priceless.. lol I'd like to add that this goes for most the white people I see driving through the city also.. I'm from the north.. our hats are made from straw. Quote
sandmouse Posted January 21, 2008 Report Posted January 21, 2008 thats good. lmao cops on the track and no cadi's lol Quote
theshee Posted January 21, 2008 Report Posted January 21, 2008 #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
[email protected] Posted January 21, 2008 Report Posted January 21, 2008 pistol under tjhe seat LOL , There are black people in nascar they drive for the waste management garbage truck brand. Quote
BaNsHeeJuNkEy Posted January 21, 2008 Report Posted January 21, 2008 that is funny shit but now that u say it a ho in the next seat would be nice. lol Quote
2004LEBanshee Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 I could see gordon not being able to start his car because one of the pit members scraped his copper wire. Heck every wreck they would all be jumping out of there cars to get scraps. Quote
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