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ok.. well it started out on sunday when we were just going to go riding for a little bit and the next day we were gonna go the whole day. But on saturday my brother and his gf decide to start a huge ass fight between him, my 2 sisters and her and something about throwing her out the front door. theres was lots of yelling and cause my bro hit his gf and my sister, my dad was bout ready to throw him through a wall. and if that wasnt bad enough, it took 2 hours to get it all sorted out. So when we finally got the trailer and everything hooked up we were only able to ride for like.. 3 hours :/. Sooo.. on sunday.. we follow the directions that desert hawk gave us to go to morristown.. And man.. what an awesome area. Then it all started. The first bad thing to happen was.. we were on this berm by a ranch and some dude came out and told my whole family to get the **** off it.. there were no signs so we didnt know.... so then were just riding around.. and me my dad and my cousin go on a trail ride.. it was a blast and it was no problem we got back in 45 minutes. (great trails by the way) Now.. i specifically told my parents i didnt want my brother to ride my quad. but they keep offering it too him. My brother, my sister, my cousin, and him, all run off to go to the trails. None of the morons are smart enough to bring a phone. And i SPECIFICALLY told my bro, that the god dang banshee sucks down gas so fast it only has about 2 hours of run time on a full tank. I also told him that if he has any doughts about where hes going to turn around and head back. But my brother is an irresposible moron who raced through the trails fast, cut people off and didnt memorize the trail to head back. ( hes a total dick to ride with, get within 2 inchs of ur tires, tailgates, "i got the lead!" ok he says. 30 seconds l8r.. VROOM right past ya.) Now when they were gone for about an hour i realized that they had better be on theyre way back. because the banshee only has 1 hour of gas time left. After the 2 and a half time hit, i knew the banshee was out of gas. So now were trying to find them, but they have ALL the quads so we cant make it up the trails with our cars. and we only have one big ass dirtbike with an inexperienced rider on it. She cant make it up the trials to look for them. So all we can do is wait.. 4 and a half hours l8r.. i see them coming from the far end of the riverbed. i count.. one.. two.. three... .... i count 3 vehicles. Yep he ran outta gas on the banshee.. now i was pissed.. cause i had barely gotten to ride my quad, and it wouldnt be so bad, BUT THEY ****ING JUST LEFT IT THERE WITH NO ONE TO GAURD IT. they said.. well we put it behind a bush.. so i hop on a quad, my bro and his gf hop on a quad, with the gas tank, and we head off to go find them.. it took us 45 minutes to get there, thats how far out they were. So, after we finally get there, in the middle of NOWHERE we half fill up the tank, and we start to head out. About 30 seconds down the trail, the blaster im on rear wheels lock up. OMG can this day get any worse? So now we have NO WAY to get the blaster out of there... so they send me for help. So i make my way back, on the only vehicle that has no god damn light, and meet my aunt halfway through the riverbed and she tells me to show the way. so we get going even though i told her she wont make it, and we get to that point. And she says well why didnt u ****ing tell me? -_- so now she gives me a strap to tow the sucker. ok.. the banshee and me towing the locked up blaster with the banshee lighting the way.. no problem.. but ive got my dad whos down in the riverbed yelin at me in the phone.. and it was all very confusing. Finally they tell me to just go there and meet up with them.. thank all mighty god my sister gave me a phone. note i dont know the trail very well, only rode it once and it was very confusing. So i get there, its DARK, with no light, and my ****ing brother took off on the damn banshee to the camp.. so now im stuck, in the middle of nowhere, with no light, at night, cant see the UNFAMILER trail, and my parents are telling me to just go back to my aunt. ( the one in the car that followed me to an extent) now... on my way back.. i lose the trail SUPRISE SUPRISE! i call my dad and im freaking out, cause i already was getting spiders crawling on me and i could hear cyotes. So now im running around in the dark until after about 15 minutes i find a plain flat dirt ROAD that looks traveled alot and im freaking out and i call my parents and tell them im lost. My moms crying cause they cant find me, all the quads are back at camp except for the one im on and theyre out of gas so they cant look for me, while i was away my sister hurt her knee, the blaster got left behind, im almost empty on gas in the quad i was on, im lost, shes about ready to call in the search heli, the jeep that followed me got 3 god damn flats and managed to make it to the entrance to the trails and its out of gas, and its dark and i cant see the trails im riding, im in a t shirt and shorts and for those who dont know, it gets freezing in the dessert at night, they dont know or have any clue where i am, im scared, and everyone is blaming everyone back at the camp cause my brother managed to find his way back on the banshee but my dad was screaming mad cause he left the blaster and left me in the dessert with no light, and now i have no light oh, and my moms worried about cyotes.. so im on this dirt road and parents are trying to tell me to calm down when thankfully, 2 redneck hillbillys happend to be walking and they managed to show me where a paved road called patton was. So i tell my parents this, and im just waiting by this road called patton for like 3 hours in the dark, my moms telling me not to make too much noise, and l8r i found out.. that i was in the BAD part of the dssert. Like.. people go through.. and dont come out. And im standing by the side of the road freaking out, everyones still yelling.. ugh.. so my dad calls his friend who lives int hat area and asks him where patton road lives.. he was in his truck within 30 seconds saying I LIVE ON PATTON ROAD! and expliaing to him to tell me to lay low cause he says im in like the bronx of the dessert. people come in.. they dont come out.. so he gets to me in like 5 minutes.. and lemme tell u.. ive never been happier to see a person in my life.. we load the quad up and my parents met us at his house. My mom its crying cause im acutally alive and she didnt have to call in the search copter.. and i JUST WANTED TO GO HOME. And by chance my dads friend that found mes brother is a towtruck guy, so he was able to pick up my aunts jeep.. and.. i rebroke my collar bone driving frantically in the dark.. ( i wasnt even supposed to be riding that hard or technically at all) and belive this.. somehow i made it 45 miles into the middle of nowhere from our camp site. we parked at like.. 200th street... they found me at like.. 300th. worse day of my life.. o and this morning they left to go get the blaster they left behind.. but god.. what nice trails =)

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:blink: that was lots of reading... sorry about your shitty weekend.
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lol yea it was a long story.. but the worst part was the nighborhood.. like my dads friend who knew the area when he showed up waz like.. " lets load this thing up get in the truck and lets get the hell outta here"

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fuck aye son that was a book! :blink: but a damn good en! :biggrin: glad your all ok when is the sequel out???? :wink:

 

seriously though that is a hell of a weekend!

Posted

:ermm: sounds like you need more gas, and a big :happy: flashlight

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lol yea it was a long story.. but the worst part was the nighborhood.. like my dads friend who knew the area when he showed up waz like.. " lets load this thing up get in the truck and lets get the hell outta here"

You're lucky the two hillbilly's you came across didn't decide that you had a purdy mouth. :blink:

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