Joshtruction Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 (edited) So last night I had a few friends over to play poker. I had my buddy mike, Brother Jim, Friend Andy, Cousin Jen, My step father, and my cousins boyfriend Pat. It was a 10 dollar buy in, winner take all. It all started out just fine and we were having a GREAT time. Jen, Mike, Pat, and andy were all drinking. Jen and pat started getting really drunk and really annoying but what ever. So we carry on playing, Pat gets beat out. We keep playing, Step father is out. Play some more and Mike is out. Now it is Me, Jen, Andy, and my brother. Pat is dealing since he had nothing else to do, and kept trying to tell us how to play since he watches the world series of poker on tv daily. It's sad because he is coashing us yet he is the first one out. Now we are all a good group of guys and we bust each others balls in good fun. Pat is sitting there dealing and being so damn annoying and drunk that poor andy went all in on a shit hand jsut to get out of the game and away from pat. I then out played Jen. So it is me and my bro. Heads up, I had barely any chips. I started making a come back, and was chip leader, and busting chops I said to pat "Damn man, your ears stick out far as hell, you look like a white Will Smith" and he decides to haul off and punch me square in the jaw. I was in shock for a second and started to whoop his ass once I realized he jsut hit me. I split the poor kids face open, and knocked him out cold with just a few punches. I felt bad, but he asked for it. Moral of this story... don't punch someone who's family owns a kick boxing gym and trains MMA, weighs more than 100 pounds more than you, and is annoyed by you all night. Second moral... Poker is fun as hell so long as you do not have idiots acting up and everyone has a good time. If you have a chance to play a few games outside of a casino I say go for it. Edited September 30, 2006 by Joshtruction Quote
locogato11283 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 haha kinda sounds like our night last night...some people just dont know when to shutup and leave well enough alone... Quote
helldriver Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 (edited) ha, i dont like when i lose,, LOL, i would have came back witha 2x4 and fucked someone up when i win, i await the guy to come back with a 2x4 haha Edited October 1, 2006 by helldriver Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 Sounds like it was like the old school wild west poker. Anyone shoot a hole in the celing into the whore house in the loft? :yelrotflmao: Quote
BansheeRider71 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 Man thats a funny one, I would have done the same thing if he hit me too, lol, he had it coming though. Quote
Toomey Banshee Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 I play cards with my buds a few times a year. Used to play alot more a few years ago. Always played quarter-fifty, meaning you open with a quarter and you can never bet more than fifty cents. That way you dont lose that much, if you lose, so it's not that big of a deal. Hell, I've lost almost every hand over four or five hours and still walked away only fifty bucks down. I usually do good till I start pounding the millers, shootin the shit, bustin balls, than I just screw up royally. Anyway that dude had the ass whoppin coming. No biggie, he'll get over it. Quote
Ultimateduner Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 open, and knocked him out cold with just a few punches but he asked for it. ... don't punch someone who's family owns a kick boxing gym and trains MMA, weighs more than 100 pounds more than you, and is annoyed by you all night. Wow nice man, really sounds like it wasn't even close to a even fight.... ha ha :biggrin: Quote
Joshtruction Posted October 1, 2006 Author Report Posted October 1, 2006 hgahaha 2x4 would not be enough for this kid to hurt me. No gun shots went off although I was tempted to blast him with my airsoft gun to make him get off my property faster haha. quarter fifty is cool. we were only playing for 10 bucks a person total. I really do not think it was the cash that amde him act like that so much as it was him being drunk as hell, and his girlfriend fighting with him all night. and ultimateduner.... you are definitly correct. Very far from a fair fight, but at least I did not start it Quote
Hollister_Hitman Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 That usually happens when we put the good ole' John Madden in the 360 Quote
differentstrokes Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 I didn't get violent this week..I watched the ladies do it at the UAB campus when we got ripped and watched JELLO WRESTLING thursday night. :beer: Quote
[email protected] Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 ha, i dont like when i lose,, LOL, i would have came back witha 2x4 and fucked someone up when i win, i await the guy to come back with a 2x4 haha :laugh: Quote
Animalman294 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 Yeah, alcohol and brains usually don't go hand in hand................... :yelrotflmao: Quote
Joshtruction Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Posted October 2, 2006 wish me luck guys, I am about to go play again Quote
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