MudSlinger09 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 1.girl says " what am i worth to you baby? " guy says "Bitch you aint worth a food stamp" 2.You definatly get this from your mother!!! 3.wow that outfit makes you look fat. 4.Will the Dr put a couple extra stitches down there after the baby is born? 5.Paper Or Plastic? 6.do you accept checks? 7.i just realised... i forgot a condom!!!! 8.dinner?? bitch are you out of your mind? 9.On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 10.I think you have it on backwards 11.Is that blood on the headboard? 12.Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 13.Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 14.Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 15.I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 16. Does this count as a date? Quote
[email protected] Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Your Lucky if You get a Peanut Butter And Jelly sandwhich this threads jsut wrong lol Quote
Yamashee1 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Come on baby your sister lets me do it! :beer: Quote
ScreamingLiL2Stroke Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Damn honey did you see the size of her tits! Quote
Kwietshee Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 "Your wearing a WHITE dress for your wedding, your kidding right" Quote
Rebel3190 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 what the hell happened to your hair? Quote
nunyabinness Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 damn girl you need to shave... (insert favorite) your mustache, your back... Quote
bansheefreak Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 its not gonna suck itself!!!! Quote
Rebel3190 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 If i weren't with you i could finish my banshee Quote
RNBRAD Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Wife: Does this dress make my ass look big? Husband: No your ass makes that dress look big. Quote
Animalman294 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Husband: Oh honey, you look sick, maybe you should stay home from work today....... Wife: Nooooo, I haven't put on my make-up yet. Husband: Dohhhhhhhh Quote
dogboystoy Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) Wife: I met a new friend today, and she lives in town. Husband: Is she cute? I actuall said that to my wife last week, she laughed and said, yes she's blond, tall thin and married. Edited September 21, 2006 by dogboystoy Quote
ElDiablo52 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 "your such a cunt!"....although my g/f is used to it now. :beer: Quote
RIPPEN Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 "I enjoy riding my quad more than you, I can ride it as hard as I want and it don't bitch" RIPPEN Quote
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