TEETH ?

[The Rebel]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is

waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for

his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy

gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out,

she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's

skirt.

 

 

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you

know that women have teeth down there?"

 

 

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and

thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

 

 

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up

believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.

 

One night, while her parents are out of town, she

invites him over for a little action. After an hour of

making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You

know, you could go a little further if you want."

 

"What do you mean?" he asks.

 

 

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she

says, pointing to her crotch.

 

"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!"

 

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such

thing as teeth down there!"

 

"Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

 

 

"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for

yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and

gives him a little peek.

 

 

"No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that

ALL women have teeth down there."

 

 

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her

panties, throws her legs behind her head and says,

"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

 

 

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well,

after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not

surprised!"

[2strokesmoke]

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

[night]

"

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well,

after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not

surprised!"

"

 

I swear I did not understand, could someone please explain to me.

Thanks indeed.

[Rebel3190]

night i thought your dumbass left>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BANSHEES RUUUUULE!!!!!!!!!!

[night]

night i thought your dumbass left>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BANSHEES RUUUUULE!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

well .... you said it your self.....you said ..... "i thought" ..... well your thought is wrong..... why ....

 

because I did not leave.... and I never said I was going to leave.........

 

 

anyways......... let us go to the original question I asked in this thread....

 

 

 

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"

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well,

after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not

surprised!"

"

 

I swear I did not understand, could someone please explain to me, kidding not.

Thanks indeed.

[banshee0044]

the kid meant that the gums (pussylips) were pretty fucked up...and that he wouldnt expect teeth to be there anyways (if a snatch actaully resembled a mouth)

 

 

...leave

[night]

the kid meant that the gums (pussylips) were pretty fucked up...and that he wouldnt expect teeth to be there anyways (if a snatch actaully resembled a mouth)

...leave

 

 

Ok cool i got it know, thanks person

 

 

...leave

[Dinner]

:yelrotflmao: That's a good one

[flipcarre]

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: haha

 

That was a good joke

 

BTW Night why do you have to ruin every thread...

[broke]

Night will be added to a list of people that have or do visit this sight. These people fall in to a category that is not humurous, entertaining, or altogether worth the bandwidth it takes to store there posts.

 

NIGHT, we salute you. Without people like you, the dumbasses of the world would never have the end of the spectrum to find out where they fit. Night on one end, geniuses on the other. All others fall in between.

[racer]

today we salute you night, shining waste of bandwidth.

your stupid comments, and even worse penchant for annoying symbols wreak havoc all across the internet.

 

ok some one finish that up........

[Animalman294]

That was funny..................... :yelrotflmao:

 

Night, yes you are a lame-a$$, and this thread will make much more sense when you do turn 16 and your mommy and daddy let you start dating.

 

Just an FYI, they really do have teeth, really big ones..............

[Dmcbanshee]

:yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: haha

 

That was a good joke

 

BTW Night why do you have to ruin every thread...

 

 

Exactly!!

[banshee0044]

Just an FYI, they really do have teeth, really big ones..............

 

 

:yelrotflmao:

[JET 99]

I know they are teaching sex education in school younger and younger now days !, but i am not sure that is a correct statment if you ride the the small yellow bus to school and go to the special classroom when you get there!