Mad wife disease

[The Rebel]

Mad Wife Disease

 

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up

 

behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

 

"What was that for?" he asked.

 

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name

Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

 

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one

of the horses I bet on," he explained.

 

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good

explanation.

 

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and

hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which

knocked him out cold.

 

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

 

She replied, "Your horse called."

 

 

 

 

 

Doh!!!

[Cotton eyed Joe]

LOL

 

That guy needs to teach his wife that skillet is for cooking.

[Animalman294]

Caught................. what an idiot. Too funny........

[gipperz]

That was pretty good.

[locogato11283]

[Dead Op]

[bigwill]

[Motoman991]

[MILO]

good one

[DIRTMAN350]